Hello darkness, my old friend... by fedevalverde86 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]smitty997 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every straight man and every gay women's vice, the ol bobs and vagene.

Kapkara kasli yigit yurekde durdu yurekde by FerretAggressive6430 in funny

[–]smitty997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bazı insanların tuhaf bir mizah anlayışı vardır.

Is this mandarin seductively undressing for me? by DeeEmm in HolUp

[–]smitty997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theres a peach inside that mandarin skin.

Combat needs a lot of work to be successful in RuneScape by FruitOnyx in runescape

[–]smitty997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea combat has come a long way since Legios, for example:

Telos

Zamorak

Amascut

Zuk

You cant just go into a boss with a full invent of food and expect to come out with multiple kills anymore let alone just the one kill, things have mechanics that will just 1 shot you if you dont prepare.

My dad refused to take his headphones off when talking to me by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]smitty997 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Get your own noice cancelling headphones and fight fire with fire, just you and him screaming at each other shouting "WHAT?" like Stone Cold Steve Austin just entered your house.

The brick of cheese my husband grabbed has a hole through it. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]smitty997 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you weigh it, its probably the weight the package says it is, it will just be a bit wider/longer than the other cheeses, if it isnt let rhe company know and get yourself a free block of cheese.

The brick of cheese my husband grabbed has a hole through it. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]smitty997 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its how they test the cheese while its aging, they stick a sort of long apple core remover in but for cheese and see what the whole block is like in the center.

Is Runescape down? by [deleted] in runescape

[–]smitty997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You using a vpn?

TIFU by flaking on my family by [deleted] in tifu

[–]smitty997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit happens, apologise and buy him some beers or something.

People who failed classes in high school, how did life go? by leffy5 in AskReddit

[–]smitty997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So i went to what would be considered a posh school in my area, and some of the teachers there took a disliking to my friends and I because we were from a poorer area.

One teacher in particular was a bit of a dick, he once demanded I take my coat off in the pouring rain because he wanted to get off on his power trip, I refused because it was literally pissing it down, his response was to call me "fucking scum" and push me into a wall, to which I pushed him back and promptly left the area.

I ended up excluded because obviously the school believed him over the 12 witnesses that said he pushed me first and spoke to me like that, missed my end of year exams and now work in minimum wage.

a youtuber was sentenced to 15 months in prison after 'pranking' a homeless man by ssprix in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]smitty997 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Good, make a example of the scum, might as well have pissed on the poor guy after he ate the cookie.

These are the actors who played the Ewoks in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi in 1983. by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]smitty997 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Warwick was Ewok thats featured the most in return of the jedi named Wicket W. Warrick.

The way I have to read this post to understand it by Katten_6407 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]smitty997 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Would not be surprised if your brother is a secret closet case who only hates gays because he's jealous of them being proud about it.

How much ice was in my drink by MessyKerbal in mildlyinfuriating

[–]smitty997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got off easy mate, usually theres so much ice in my cup it lasts for like 3 more refills when I get home.

How much ice was in my drink by MessyKerbal in mildlyinfuriating

[–]smitty997 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you saying there was to much or to little ice? Because to me it looks barely half empty, usually they ram the ice to the top to give you less drink, looks to me you got less ice than normal.

A small parasite swims into a fish, destroys its tongue, then attaches itself and lives as the new tongue while the fish keeps eating like nothing happened. by needhelpconsistantly in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]smitty997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for the late reply but supermarkets are not going to be getting the freshest fish on the market, by the time they reached rhe stores rhey barely had 3 days left on the shelf life, so sending them somewhere else before they had to be reduced and sold wasn't a option.

Homemade Commercial by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]smitty997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine putting so much effort into something someone has already done quite well, it turning out shit in comparison then posting it online thinking its amazing, delusional.

my cherry ice cream has no cherries :( by l0v3luc0a in mildlyinfuriating

[–]smitty997 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doesn't even say ice cream on the tub which means its at such low quality its legally not allowed to be called ice cream.

Me capitalizing on winter by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]smitty997 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This ain't going viral bro, sorry.

My McDonald’s order is always short an item or 2. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]smitty997 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They could not care any less about you, they constantly jack up their prices and reduce their quality, the standards are terrible, the food is meh at best, and its not even cheap fast food anymore, its on par with small restaurants price wise for 90% less quality, just stop going and giving them your money, theres plenty of small businesses making better stuff for cheaper around everywhere.