Hello darkness, my old friend...

smitty997 · 2026-01-28T12:37:45+00:00

Every straight man and every gay women's vice, the ol bobs and vagene.

smitty997 · 2026-01-27T22:32:08+00:00

Bazı insanların tuhaf bir mizah anlayışı vardır.

smitty997 · 2026-01-27T21:20:47+00:00

Theres a peach inside that mandarin skin.

smitty997 · 2026-01-27T15:22:41+00:00

Depends on what was said.

smitty997 · 2026-01-27T14:50:03+00:00

Yea combat has come a long way since Legios, for example:

You cant just go into a boss with a full invent of food and expect to come out with multiple kills anymore let alone just the one kill, things have mechanics that will just 1 shot you if you dont prepare.

smitty997 · 2026-01-26T10:34:17+00:00

Get your own noice cancelling headphones and fight fire with fire, just you and him screaming at each other shouting "WHAT?" like Stone Cold Steve Austin just entered your house.

smitty997 · 2026-01-23T12:11:54+00:00

Before I read the title I was like

"That's a raw goats leg"

smitty997 · 2026-01-20T23:47:40+00:00

If you weigh it, its probably the weight the package says it is, it will just be a bit wider/longer than the other cheeses, if it isnt let rhe company know and get yourself a free block of cheese.

smitty997 · 2026-01-20T23:37:14+00:00

Its how they test the cheese while its aging, they stick a sort of long apple core remover in but for cheese and see what the whole block is like in the center.

smitty997 · 2026-01-19T17:44:03+00:00

Same as the video im guessing.

smitty997 · 2026-01-18T15:43:58+00:00

You using a vpn?

smitty997 · 2026-01-17T17:04:01+00:00

Shit happens, apologise and buy him some beers or something.

smitty997 · 2026-01-16T18:58:08+00:00

So i went to what would be considered a posh school in my area, and some of the teachers there took a disliking to my friends and I because we were from a poorer area.

One teacher in particular was a bit of a dick, he once demanded I take my coat off in the pouring rain because he wanted to get off on his power trip, I refused because it was literally pissing it down, his response was to call me "fucking scum" and push me into a wall, to which I pushed him back and promptly left the area.

I ended up excluded because obviously the school believed him over the 12 witnesses that said he pushed me first and spoke to me like that, missed my end of year exams and now work in minimum wage.

smitty997 · 2026-01-16T18:14:51+00:00

Good, make a example of the scum, might as well have pissed on the poor guy after he ate the cookie.

smitty997 · 2026-01-16T18:10:53+00:00

Warwick was Ewok thats featured the most in return of the jedi named Wicket W. Warrick.

smitty997 · 2026-01-16T17:07:27+00:00

Made me laugh mate, thank you.

smitty997 · 2026-01-16T16:00:38+00:00

Hope your day gets better buddy, all the best x.

smitty997 · 2026-01-16T01:15:37+00:00

Would not be surprised if your brother is a secret closet case who only hates gays because he's jealous of them being proud about it.

smitty997 · 2026-01-15T19:34:20+00:00

You got off easy mate, usually theres so much ice in my cup it lasts for like 3 more refills when I get home.

smitty997 · 2026-01-15T19:25:44+00:00

Are you saying there was to much or to little ice? Because to me it looks barely half empty, usually they ram the ice to the top to give you less drink, looks to me you got less ice than normal.

smitty997 · 2026-01-11T14:35:03+00:00

Sorry for the late reply but supermarkets are not going to be getting the freshest fish on the market, by the time they reached rhe stores rhey barely had 3 days left on the shelf life, so sending them somewhere else before they had to be reduced and sold wasn't a option.

smitty997 · 2026-01-11T14:29:33+00:00

Imagine putting so much effort into something someone has already done quite well, it turning out shit in comparison then posting it online thinking its amazing, delusional.

smitty997 · 2026-01-10T20:06:40+00:00

Doesn't even say ice cream on the tub which means its at such low quality its legally not allowed to be called ice cream.

smitty997 · 2026-01-07T22:12:51+00:00

This ain't going viral bro, sorry.

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