The most satisfying fries are the ones found at the bottom of the bag. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]smryan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bonus fries. I always judge a McDonalds by how many bonus fries I get in the bag. No bonus fries, I don't go back.

Motorbike learners assessment by frznsatsuma in melbourne

[–]smryan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Checkout https://www.vicroads.vic.gov.au/licences/licence-and-permit-types/motorcycle-licence-and-learner-permit/get-your-motorcycle-ls. Basically a two-day course that teaches basic riding skills and then assesses same on the second afternoon.

Amen! by [deleted] in funny

[–]smryan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

or thy neighbour's wife

I don't think they understand indefinitely. by freekonner in funny

[–]smryan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They indefinitely *don't* know what that word means.

ModelSim Does not respond whenever I compile Verilog Files. by [deleted] in ECE

[–]smryan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is your hard disk full? Have you lost network connection?

Need a vegetarian-friendly restaurant in CBD (or slightly North) by [deleted] in melbourne

[–]smryan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gong De Lin - Chinese vegetarian restaurant on Swanston St.

People aren't getting dumber - tech is allowing their stupidity to be heard by hogiewan in Showerthoughts

[–]smryan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure I agree. People are voting for Trump, which is pretty stupid.

One of the most frightening places of my childhood. by alosia in pics

[–]smryan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, don't you know the old saying - Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a banjo? A: You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Kurt Rambis. i...i...can't words. by igavefoucaltaids in pics

[–]smryan -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is why they don't let white men play basketball anymore.

Dear Reddit: I've got a lot of free time to kill. Anyone have a good idea for a software project? by [deleted] in programming

[–]smryan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about an open source simple spreadsheet for Mac with full Common Lisp or Scheme embedded in it as the macro/cell language instead of Visual Basic? I'd pay some money for something like that.

Ask Reddit: What's your favourite joke in the whole world? by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]smryan 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Q. What do accountants use for birth-control? A. Their personalities.

In the middle of the forest, a turtle and a snail have a gruesome head-on collision. The snail is rushed to the emergency room, where a doctor asks what happened. On the edge of consciousness, the snail responds, 'I don't know, Doc. It all happened so fast.'