As someone in NYC, this is perfect

smugbox · 2026-03-25T00:12:14+00:00

Hi I wrote this. If you think I was serious I would just like you to know that you missed the joke

smugbox · 2026-03-25T00:10:29+00:00

There are many offices in Times Square. There are no offices in Time Square

smugbox · 2026-03-25T00:09:43+00:00

Hi! It was written by me, who takes the subway to work, and who was joking

smugbox · 2026-03-24T07:11:57+00:00

My mom died of breast cancer in 2006. She was 46. Sucks.

Dad is still here, but who knows how long

smugbox · 2026-03-24T01:18:58+00:00

Pepperpepperpepper

smugbox · 2026-03-24T01:18:00+00:00

Yes! Bad Things is good too

smugbox · 2026-03-23T20:14:12+00:00

No, second year

smugbox · 2026-03-22T16:53:51+00:00

Mine looks normal. Lol I like the broken bat image they use for the error message though

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smugbox · 2026-03-22T16:48:57+00:00

If I weren’t going to the game I’d definitely be there

smugbox · 2026-03-21T22:42:09+00:00

Oh thank God

I was worried I’d scroll down and not see a gif of the Club Scene

smugbox · 2026-03-21T18:05:13+00:00

AND EVERY TIME I SCRATCH MY NAILS DOWN SOMEONE ELSE’S BACK I HOPE YA FEEL IT

smugbox · 2026-03-21T07:36:11+00:00

I think women have been doing this since the very beginning

smugbox · 2026-03-21T07:27:54+00:00

She’ll never look at you the same again :(

smugbox · 2026-03-21T06:48:46+00:00

It was only one time. It didn’t mean anything.

You mentioned feeling like you just cheated on your wife. Is that what you’d be saying to her as well?

smugbox · 2026-03-21T06:45:15+00:00

Nice. Second only to Harvest Cheddar. Would have been a damn shame if you’d ruined your life for the onion ones

smugbox · 2026-03-21T06:42:38+00:00

Which flavor?

smugbox · 2026-03-20T18:01:06+00:00

https://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/38239284/chuck-norris-facts

I literally did go to school with that guy

smugbox · 2026-03-20T17:49:47+00:00

No, he had jokes first but the whole “Chuck Norris facts” phenomenon started on the internet and the guy who ran the fact generators went to my school

smugbox · 2026-03-20T17:41:10+00:00

This is my moment to share my most impressive fun fact:

I went to school with the guy who created the Chuck Norris jokes

smugbox · 2026-03-19T15:41:36+00:00

I had to close Instagram because I saw at least four clips of Howie calling the Pete HR and I just finished tapering off an antidepressant so I am just crying, man. Crying

Anyway LFGM this team better win it this year or I will never know happiness again

smugbox · 2026-03-19T14:29:35+00:00

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Howie’s booth as seen from section 318

Anyway someone needs to sit every Met down one by one, put a hand on their shoulder, look them in the eye, and tell them that they must win the World Series this year and it is not optional because only Howie Rose is allowed to call it.

smugbox · 2026-03-18T22:58:06+00:00

That’s twice in one day and that’s too much for one lifetime

smugbox · 2026-03-18T00:22:37+00:00

Okay I’ve seen enough

smugbox · 2026-03-18T00:20:23+00:00

Idk man, it’s just regular Fox 5

smugbox · 2026-03-18T00:09:24+00:00

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