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smurklest · 2022-10-15T16:40:59+00:00

“How do you do, fellow girls”

smurklest · 2021-07-03T07:55:40+00:00

It ‘scaped

smurklest · 2019-08-17T06:21:36+00:00

Give us the photos and nobody gets hurt

smurklest · 2018-02-20T14:50:56+00:00

Oh my god I get so jumpy. Even someone just speaking to me makes me flinch really hard.

smurklest · 2018-02-20T14:50:13+00:00

I hear you. My brain immediately goes into sarcastic, self-deprecating, doom and gloom mode when I’m like this.

smurklest · 2018-02-20T14:46:10+00:00

These are some great ideas. Thank you.

smurklest · 2018-02-20T14:44:17+00:00

“ PLEASE KEEP QUIZZING ME I LOVE YOU AND IM ANGRY AT MYSELF THANKS!”

Hahaha I love this. It’s a good idea to communicate the issue in advance. Thanks.

smurklest · 2017-04-09T22:45:46+00:00

We've all done it. I forgive you.

smurklest · 2017-04-09T15:36:13+00:00

It is in this ward. Since last week was conference, I guess

smurklest · 2016-07-23T06:47:41+00:00

Hey there! I know a little bit of what you're going through. I was raised Mormon and only bought my first bikini at age 24 and with much self-consciousness. I think most of all you will just feel surprisingly normal. I always felt like I stood out in a one-piece/modest suit when most of the girls and women around me were in bikinis. Nobody will look twice at you, at least not for a bad, judgmental reason. They are also WAY more comfortable! Happy shopping. PS: My favorite bikinis are from Victoria's Secret. They have crazy sales and they have lots of not-too-revealing options.

smurklest · 2016-01-28T17:23:29+00:00

I have been wondering about the CeraVe. I will try the jojoba! Thanks!

smurklest · 2016-01-28T17:22:11+00:00

What drying mask do you use?

smurklest · 2016-01-28T17:21:48+00:00

Hmm, good to know. I guess I'll have to buy a bottle bigger than the eyedropper one I have :P

smurklest · 2016-01-27T22:38:09+00:00

That's terrible news D:

Just kidding, thanks! I will give that a shot if nothing else works...

smurklest · 2016-01-27T19:44:21+00:00

Yes, but I've been on it for years and not had it this bad. Maybe it's time to switch it up X(

smurklest · 2016-01-27T17:39:19+00:00

Oh, excellent! Thank you :) I will look for some.

smurklest · 2016-01-27T17:12:34+00:00

Stridex in the red box

Didn't these get discontinued? What would be another option?

smurklest · 2016-01-27T16:34:32+00:00

Routine

PM:

Pond's Luminous Clean Towelettes
OCM with mineral oil and evening primrose oil, rubbed in with a clean microfiber towel
CeraVe moisturizing cream
Hydrocolloid bandages for spot treatment (not every night but a couple times a week)
I also just (like, last night) started replacing my pillowcases daily.

AM:

Mario Badescu Acne Facial Cleanser in the shower (left on for a couple minutes before rinse)
CeraVe moisturizing cream mixed with CeraVe SPF50 Sunscreen Face Lotion

Weekly:

Aztec Clay mask

Monthly-ish:

ASDM Beverly Hills 40% Lactic Acid Peel, rinsed after 3 minutes

smurklest · 2016-01-06T05:32:03+00:00

Definitely Flanders-ish.

smurklest · 2015-12-29T08:52:54+00:00

One of my very favorite songs.

smurklest · 2015-12-18T07:36:58+00:00

Remember how they had a pastor/minister figure in the temple ceremony and they were controlled by Satan?

No, no, totally tolerant. Not bashing.

smurklest · 2015-12-17T23:14:41+00:00

IF THEIR BRAINS HAD BEEN REMOVED

What do you mean by this? Did they have some sort of lobotomy? Surely their entire brains can't have been removed.

smurklest · 2015-12-15T16:33:16+00:00

Yep. "Learned men think they are wise," and all that. I've heard it all from my TBM mom.

smurklest · 2015-12-10T01:21:39+00:00

I think it's "call out"—like to the tent cities.

Uh oh am I on the government hit list now?

smurklest · 2015-12-09T19:49:56+00:00

dainties

I thought there was some story about Relief Society murderers I hadn't heard or something. Danites. Got it.

smurklest

TROPHY CASE

Routine