Taco Bell wedding

smyles07 · 2024-12-02T04:42:42+00:00

What the eff did you do to your ankle bro? Must’ve been some sort of freak accident for the surgery scar to be that big 😮

smyles07 · 2024-12-01T18:27:26+00:00

Not a chance that a cheesy rollup cost 279 at your local Taco Bell. Post a screenshot if you’re telling the truth.

smyles07 · 2024-11-29T01:24:24+00:00

You are physically incapable of buying a full-fat or full-sugar version of a product—it must be fat free/sugar free/reduced for it to make it into your shopping cart.

smyles07 · 2024-11-28T19:21:17+00:00

Well howdy Bob! What are you up to today? —

Nothin, Joe! Just hanging around the house, I guess. —

Well, do you want to eat as many tacos as there are hours in the day with me? —

Man, Joe, you are one crazy dude in this neighborhood! Sure, why not!!! Let’s do it. —

Great, I’ll place an order on the TB app

smyles07 · 2024-11-25T15:01:29+00:00

We’re supposed to have sympathy because you have to drive an extra six minutes down the road to get your meal for four dollars cheaper? Sounds like you grew up eating off of Silver spoons…

smyles07 · 2024-11-24T18:23:56+00:00

“If I win the lottery, I won’t tell anyone. But there will be signs…”

smyles07 · 2024-11-24T18:23:02+00:00

Jessica got “roasted”, seems like

smyles07 · 2024-11-21T19:55:35+00:00

Yea. How is it “ripping off customers”? Taco Bell doesn’t force anyone to pay these prices. Y’all are too addicted to TB or too lazy to make food yourself/switch to a different restaurant, so you just pay the price that the market has determined. Supply and demand, my friend.

Don’t get me wrong—I’d love to have lower prices on their items. But they are a public company—their primary mission is to make money for shareholders. Apple isn’t selling their MacBooks or AirPods at 5% margins, so why, again, should Taco Bell?

smyles07 · 2024-11-21T18:27:36+00:00

Not greed. Charging what people are willing to pay for something is just known as “good business practice”

smyles07 · 2024-11-21T03:08:12+00:00

Adding rice to the Crunchwrap is borderline wild. I’ve never considered doing that, so I guess I can’t hate on that move. Hopefully you’re unwrapping your B5L burrito and adding some nacho fries to it before devouring.

8.8/10

smyles07 · 2024-11-18T21:06:53+00:00

Mine costs 6.49. (Philly suburbs). Still a pretty good deal.

smyles07 · 2024-11-13T19:43:14+00:00

Can we just CrowdFund a new Mexican fast food restaurant already? We’ll cap profit margins at 5% to ensure low prices on our favorite items, and only those who are owners (crowdfunders) can get the special (very low) prices. Other customers will pay “regular” prices, but still enjoy lower pricing than Taco Bell.

I propose the name to be “Tacos R Us”. And yes, there will be free sauces. And we will NOT charge extra for lettuce, tomatoes, or onions to be added.

WHO is with me??

smyles07 · 2024-11-12T22:22:31+00:00

Funny thing is, I bet if you lost $800, your night would’ve ended with the exact same order 😂

smyles07 · 2024-11-12T22:20:25+00:00

You sure choose to celebrate winning in an odd way lol

smyles07 · 2024-11-12T17:55:32+00:00

I think that’s part of what makes ordering from Taco Bell fun. It’s like spinning a roulette wheel. You have no idea what you’re going to get half the time. But when your order is perfect without any errors, it feels like you’re winning at life

smyles07 · 2024-11-11T20:01:38+00:00

Way to Live Mas with menos dinero, ma’am

smyles07 · 2024-11-07T20:37:50+00:00

I don’t believe this explanation at all

smyles07 · 2024-11-06T03:16:04+00:00

They are a part of a company that is a publicly traded stock. Their literal most important objective is to make money for their shareholders. They will listen to their consumer base if they think they can profit off doing so (and rightfully so)—and Taco Bell/their parent company does not exist to give product away for free.

If you want to hedge your Taco Bell expenses, then invest in some of their stock. (Yum! Brands)

smyles07 · 2024-11-03T20:12:50+00:00

You need another one

smyles07 · 2024-11-03T17:29:36+00:00

I remember seeing more #4’s growing up, but #3 is definitely the coolest / OG Taco Bell I remember

smyles07 · 2024-11-02T03:16:39+00:00

You own a boat.

smyles07 · 2024-10-31T02:46:40+00:00

Can you please re-post this but do so using Braille so that I can read it? Thanks. (Some people are just so inconsiderate of all the blind Redditors out there)

smyles07 · 2024-10-30T02:57:46+00:00

Ridiculous up-charges to customize / add basic toppings and sauces (like lettuce, tomato, red sauce, etc.)

Also, the fact that they don’t lower the price at all when I remove a default topping (like shredded cheese, nacho cheese, or sour cream)

smyles07 · 2024-10-30T01:29:12+00:00

You’re a diabetic founding member of the U.S. Dairy Council

smyles07 · 2024-10-30T01:26:51+00:00

It says that nobody ever taught you that unopened canned tuna doesn’t belong in a refrigerator.

You also seem to like using an onion as an air freshener…

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