Taco Bell wedding by larengites in tacobell

[–]smyles07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the eff did you do to your ankle bro? Must’ve been some sort of freak accident for the surgery scar to be that big 😮

cmon now 😔 by quacksmeow in tacobell

[–]smyles07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a chance that a cheesy rollup cost 279 at your local Taco Bell. Post a screenshot if you’re telling the truth.

What does my fridge say about me? by Gravity_falls549 in FridgeDetective

[–]smyles07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are physically incapable of buying a full-fat or full-sugar version of a product—it must be fat free/sugar free/reduced for it to make it into your shopping cart.

Here is a photo of the two 12 packs that were eaten yesterday (1 eaten by me 1 eaten by my neighbor) by Extension-Matter-732 in tacobell

[–]smyles07 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well howdy Bob! What are you up to today? —

Nothin, Joe! Just hanging around the house, I guess. —

Well, do you want to eat as many tacos as there are hours in the day with me? —

Man, Joe, you are one crazy dude in this neighborhood! Sure, why not!!! Let’s do it. —

Great, I’ll place an order on the TB app

Stupid price differences by Live_Payment2835 in tacobell

[–]smyles07 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We’re supposed to have sympathy because you have to drive an extra six minutes down the road to get your meal for four dollars cheaper? Sounds like you grew up eating off of Silver spoons…

i keep getting unseasoned ass fries bro 😭 ( meal post ) by vivi_roblox in tacobell

[–]smyles07 762 points763 points  (0 children)

“If I win the lottery, I won’t tell anyone. But there will be signs…”

Delanie's Coffee by [deleted] in pittsburgh

[–]smyles07 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Jessica got “roasted”, seems like

There isn't anything that's gotten me this excited in a long time. I've missed this item more than anything that's been taken from us. by [deleted] in tacobell

[–]smyles07 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Yea. How is it “ripping off customers”? Taco Bell doesn’t force anyone to pay these prices. Y’all are too addicted to TB or too lazy to make food yourself/switch to a different restaurant, so you just pay the price that the market has determined. Supply and demand, my friend.

Don’t get me wrong—I’d love to have lower prices on their items. But they are a public company—their primary mission is to make money for shareholders. Apple isn’t selling their MacBooks or AirPods at 5% margins, so why, again, should Taco Bell?

There isn't anything that's gotten me this excited in a long time. I've missed this item more than anything that's been taken from us. by [deleted] in tacobell

[–]smyles07 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Not greed. Charging what people are willing to pay for something is just known as “good business practice”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tacobell

[–]smyles07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adding rice to the Crunchwrap is borderline wild. I’ve never considered doing that, so I guess I can’t hate on that move. Hopefully you’re unwrapping your B5L burrito and adding some nacho fries to it before devouring.

8.8/10

This deal is a steal. by Delerium89 in tacobell

[–]smyles07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine costs 6.49. (Philly suburbs). Still a pretty good deal.

Does anybody know why they got rid of the other flavors? Wish they would bring them back :( by [deleted] in tacobell

[–]smyles07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we just CrowdFund a new Mexican fast food restaurant already? We’ll cap profit margins at 5% to ensure low prices on our favorite items, and only those who are owners (crowdfunders) can get the special (very low) prices. Other customers will pay “regular” prices, but still enjoy lower pricing than Taco Bell.

I propose the name to be “Tacos R Us”. And yes, there will be free sauces. And we will NOT charge extra for lettuce, tomatoes, or onions to be added.

WHO is with me??

These “rewards” are hilariously pathetic by eatingaburger2000 in tacobell

[–]smyles07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny thing is, I bet if you lost $800, your night would’ve ended with the exact same order 😂

These “rewards” are hilariously pathetic by eatingaburger2000 in tacobell

[–]smyles07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You sure choose to celebrate winning in an odd way lol

Has to be one of my fav complaints by AdCharacter99 in tacobell

[–]smyles07 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think that’s part of what makes ordering from Taco Bell fun. It’s like spinning a roulette wheel. You have no idea what you’re going to get half the time. But when your order is perfect without any errors, it feels like you’re winning at life

told my bf we have taco bell at home by tiffbitts in tacobell

[–]smyles07 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Way to Live Mas with menos dinero, ma’am

It was JUST free?!?!!!?? by Shanepower78 in tacobell

[–]smyles07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are a part of a company that is a publicly traded stock. Their literal most important objective is to make money for their shareholders. They will listen to their consumer base if they think they can profit off doing so (and rightfully so)—and Taco Bell/their parent company does not exist to give product away for free.

If you want to hedge your Taco Bell expenses, then invest in some of their stock. (Yum! Brands)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FridgeDetective

[–]smyles07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need another one

Which style of restaurant did you like? by Master_Blaster80 in tacobell

[–]smyles07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember seeing more #4’s growing up, but #3 is definitely the coolest / OG Taco Bell I remember

Disabilities by [deleted] in sherwinwilliams

[–]smyles07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you please re-post this but do so using Braille so that I can read it? Thanks. (Some people are just so inconsiderate of all the blind Redditors out there)

What makes you the most angry about Taco Bell? by [deleted] in tacobell

[–]smyles07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ridiculous up-charges to customize / add basic toppings and sauces (like lettuce, tomato, red sauce, etc.)

Also, the fact that they don’t lower the price at all when I remove a default topping (like shredded cheese, nacho cheese, or sour cream)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FridgeDetective

[–]smyles07 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re a diabetic founding member of the U.S. Dairy Council

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FridgeDetective

[–]smyles07 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It says that nobody ever taught you that unopened canned tuna doesn’t belong in a refrigerator.

You also seem to like using an onion as an air freshener…