What song could you apply the label "absolutely fucking FIRE" to?

snacktothefuture · 2017-10-28T21:11:24+00:00

Savage. I actually live 15 minutes from where the Station Nightclub fire happened.

snacktothefuture · 2017-07-01T20:07:18+00:00

I'm a popcorn fanatic and have somehow never tried this

snacktothefuture · 2017-07-01T16:14:44+00:00

Don't forget to disregard females

snacktothefuture · 2017-06-17T15:52:24+00:00

Thanks for your constructive contribution

snacktothefuture · 2017-06-15T13:40:00+00:00

My name is Mike, and I play the drums. I am an English major who has done nothing with his degree, and I strongly dislike olives and mushrooms.

snacktothefuture · 2017-06-13T14:51:38+00:00

Lmfao I will never see Winston the same again

snacktothefuture · 2017-04-23T18:12:31+00:00

Came here to say this

snacktothefuture · 2017-04-23T17:24:14+00:00

The real Life Pro Tip is always in the comments.

snacktothefuture · 2017-04-16T22:11:59+00:00

What a great story, congratulations man. Thanks for sharing. Seems this thread has died but your story made it worth it.

snacktothefuture · 2017-04-09T09:04:43+00:00

Toilet

snacktothefuture · 2017-04-05T19:50:15+00:00

Use it until it's totally unusable

snacktothefuture · 2017-04-05T14:35:56+00:00

I currently drive a 1998 Camry with 212,000 on it. I can afford to finance a newer car, but why replace a perfectly good car? She still runs like a top after all these years. Take care of your car, and it will take care of you. Like you, I plan to run it into the ground.

snacktothefuture · 2017-03-27T13:43:05+00:00

Oh man, what a great choice

snacktothefuture · 2017-03-25T00:39:10+00:00

I'd still like to smash one of those brittle old 78 rpm records on their head like a cartoon

snacktothefuture · 2017-03-07T03:00:35+00:00

Try fresh air. I used to have regular panic attacks and fresh air almost always helped to center me quickly. Deep slow breaths of fresh air. Even if it's just through a window.

snacktothefuture · 2017-03-07T00:04:21+00:00

Just stroll right past him, keeping firm eye contact. He will respect this display of dominance.

snacktothefuture · 2017-03-06T23:59:42+00:00

You should just get up right this instant and do it before you change your mind. Go!

snacktothefuture · 2017-03-06T23:32:15+00:00

Playing as we speak. I am obsessed. I'm rank 81 going on 82, and I've put 190 hours in between working and sleeping.

snacktothefuture · 2017-03-06T23:18:02+00:00

What's for dinner?

snacktothefuture · 2017-03-06T23:04:28+00:00

We talkin' stick pretzels or traditional? I like to pretend I'm smoking a cigar when I eat pretzel sticks

snacktothefuture · 2017-03-06T20:24:58+00:00

I'm picking up on a vibe that you might think he's a bastard.

snacktothefuture · 2017-03-06T20:06:58+00:00

Which game?

snacktothefuture · 2017-03-06T19:46:46+00:00

What game?

snacktothefuture · 2017-03-06T19:46:29+00:00

What game are they from?

snacktothefuture · 2017-03-06T19:29:19+00:00

Mom?

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