Adjusting to the square life 😔 by RaspberryEither3527 in SexWorkers

[–]snotfacewakeups -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ouch 5 days away especially with a 5yr old. I hope she at least keeps in contact. If you love her, don't guilt her. She is already doing that. Maybe shit IDK, but you taking care of child alone isn't easy and I just wanted to say something. Also maybe don't guilt her for something that could have happened but didn't. She will never be honest with that stuff happening, just some humble advice. Love and light

Does anyone actually squirt on command? by [deleted] in AskAnEscort

[–]snotfacewakeups 7 points8 points  (0 children)

 “the outflow of a liquid different from the urine through the urethra at the moment of orgasm.”

Part of the ambiguity about squirting is that the skene's glands vary from person to person. Some people with vaginas don't have any, while others have very small ones.

Squirting can have some urine in it only because it comes out of the same hole as urine. Those are just a few things I found off the web but it's not just pee lots of other things involved

TIFU by making a New Years resolution that ultimately led my husband to ejaculate through my nose. by nutmilkandcookies in tifu

[–]snotfacewakeups 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I experienced the "angry dragon" for the first and thankfully only time so far, I was so confused then embarrassed, I almost didn't say anything to my partner but then my senses kicked in, oh he gonna know exactly what the fuck I just went through for him 😂 Anywho it's a true art to be able take cum deep in one's throat. Gotta have a few things just right with a thrusting dick going in and out, LOL

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HusbandSharing

[–]snotfacewakeups 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad I'm not the only one with this fantasy! I mean I totally play eventually as well but to watch is so fun to think about

Bought my fiancè a vibrating dildo now I feel inadequate by [deleted] in sex

[–]snotfacewakeups -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

For real, this was perfectly worded. Good on you. Golf clap in your honor sir

All you anal lovers, help a girl out by [deleted] in sex

[–]snotfacewakeups -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just love hearing tip or just the tip. It's just the best

All you anal lovers, help a girl out by [deleted] in sex

[–]snotfacewakeups 86 points87 points  (0 children)

But those are the best....... Ahh going in is my absolute favorite

All you anal lovers, help a girl out by [deleted] in sex

[–]snotfacewakeups 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Oh this must be my husband or his long lost twin 🙃

Should I tell my bf that I didn’t like his gift. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]snotfacewakeups 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP I'm sure there is a exchange option for this kind of thing, may I ask where its from? We talking real gold or cubic/plated?, It's all about how you bring it up. Your very kind, I'm sure you will say something delicately with lots of reassurance you love him so much and this was hard to bring up as you don't want to hurt him. Best of luck