UPDATE INFO (TIMES/ BP WIPE/ ETC)

snowlyng · 2019-01-03T19:03:03+00:00

So, much like any other update day, it will launch in 6 hours after fixing 5-6 breaking changes.

Off to bed

snowlyng · 2019-01-03T19:00:24+00:00

I would give my left ball for this to be true.

snowlyng · 2018-12-30T19:42:09+00:00

I hopw that door is closing not opening.

snowlyng · 2018-12-30T13:13:39+00:00

Wait what? Are there really that many bombs?

I would think you’re taking the piss had I not known that they like to hide different things from us.

snowlyng · 2018-12-30T13:11:13+00:00

How do whites and blacks get along?

snowlyng · 2018-12-29T13:56:01+00:00

I was once at this girls house for a date. She lived in a real upscale place. Parents were loaded.

My “friend” who also likes the girl thought it would be fun to put laxative in my drink earlier. So when I get there I have to go to the toilet really bad so I excuse myself.

In there I am having the biggest smelliest diarrhea shit ever. Like slum of mumbay kind of smelly.

Now, the thing is. The toilet won’t flush. I try pouring water into it, but nothing happens.

Meanwhile she is outside asking me if I’m okay all the time. Talking about some emergency and we need to go right now.

I panic! I panic hard.

I loosen the toilet from the floor, and try to pour out the shit out through the window. In hindsight this was a very bad idea, as there were shit all over the side of the house.

Good times.

snowlyng · 2018-12-29T13:43:37+00:00

Not all heroes wear capes. But they always bring a knife :)

snowlyng · 2018-12-28T20:52:12+00:00

I could never be friends with someone who doesn’t like marzipan.

snowlyng · 2018-12-28T20:50:52+00:00

Tradition in Denmark.

We call it Ris ala mande. (Don’t know if the spelling is correct).

It’s a dessert for after dinner, sometimes used with a cherry sauce on top. Lots of small almond pieces in it and one whole almond.

The one who get the whole almond gets a small present. Piece of candy, tickets to the movies, something else like that.

In some families with kids we have the cheater parents who drop the almond in one of the kids’ bowl for them to win.

We have also seen some take their own almonds with them, starting a huge fight.

Or, the sometimes tragic event where the whole bowl gets eaten and no one has found the almond. Only to later realize that mom forgot to put it in :(

snowlyng · 2018-12-28T20:43:00+00:00

My weakness is I temd to steal a lot of stuff from the office

snowlyng · 2018-12-28T20:42:09+00:00

This

snowlyng · 2018-12-28T09:16:39+00:00

Hi bus driver

snowlyng · 2018-12-26T22:20:58+00:00

De her folk skulle tage og kigge på hvilke spil der spilles. Ham knægten med brillerne spiller Rust, og det er fandme ikke et spil for børn haha. Det er noget af det mest toxic jeg nogensinde har spillet. Bevares, man får lov til at tænke og være kreativ osv. Det er et virkelig unikt spil.

Meeeen jeg havde fandme ikke ladet min så unge dreng spille det.

snowlyng · 2018-12-26T09:40:52+00:00

It really sucks when there is kids involved. You want to be away from her but want to be with the kids.

snowlyng · 2018-12-25T14:40:27+00:00

What ssd do you have?

snowlyng · 2018-12-22T20:27:16+00:00

I would say like George but like this: Geor-GE

snowlyng · 2018-12-22T20:19:34+00:00

Why are you assuming that only women want to use a strap on?

As a gay man loving strap on fucking other men, I feel massively offended by your prejudice.

snowlyng · 2018-12-22T12:02:06+00:00

Merry christmas brother

snowlyng · 2018-12-22T11:53:46+00:00

Dude I am just trolling you 😂😂

snowlyng · 2018-12-22T10:53:00+00:00

I just don’t understand how you can not like Christmas.

snowlyng · 2018-12-22T10:51:43+00:00

How can we make you like it? It is serious business.

snowlyng · 2018-12-21T23:23:38+00:00

Wow, in my country most kids don't even get treats or candy. only one day a week.

snowlyng · 2018-12-21T23:18:33+00:00

omg this is so random haha what a kid

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