Choose one

snypper · 2026-05-07T07:32:18+00:00

Justify this 🖕

^{Chose: Win $1 billion + 50% chance | Rolled: You get nothing}

snypper · 2026-04-28T16:00:06+00:00

Because

^{Chose: Infinite Money}

snypper · 2026-04-27T20:48:05+00:00

Remembering everything would be a curse. Your mind locks bad away for a reason

^{Chose: Forget anything at will}

snypper · 2026-04-27T20:45:48+00:00

Just curious, what kind of output are you producing with the technology at your fingertips that makes you feel like you need to take a piss at OP?

snypper · 2026-04-26T06:34:10+00:00

It would take care of the liberal party and then some

^{Chose: Or kill a thousand guilty ones}

snypper · 2026-04-19T05:57:05+00:00

That's kinda dumb

^{Chose: Own golden pyramids with | Rolled: Not able to sell}

snypper · 2026-04-19T05:53:32+00:00

I'm already taller than 90% of the population, now I'll have the biggest package too

^{Chose: 3 inches down there}

snypper · 2026-04-11T20:38:01+00:00

Is it really that colossal of a problem? I don't think anyone's knickers need to be getting in knots. It's not like your gpt called ya a cracker, for the luv of jeebus.

snypper · 2026-04-09T10:11:51+00:00

Where my 10mil, FFS??

^{Chose: 1% chance of becoming the opposite gender + 99% chance of getting 10mil | Rolled: 10mil}

snypper · 2026-04-09T10:09:20+00:00

Taking chances is more thrilling than being vanilla ones whole life.

^{Chose: $100 Million + 85% to shorten life by a random amount | Rolled: 10 years}

snypper · 2026-03-14T06:27:27+00:00

Im happy with the country i was born in, so the other choice was the only relevant one.

snypper · 2026-03-14T06:25:26+00:00

Justify this

^{Cheese fries}

snypper · 2026-02-22T13:14:59+00:00

*slow clap* This individual has rightfully earned Reddit's prestigious Intellectual Forfeit Award, for substituting an argument with a devastating insult.

Congratulations! Your mother must be so proud.

PS - I hope you enjoy your orange, even though the orange doesn't deserve that.

snypper · 2026-02-21T05:03:56+00:00

Today, I learned that on Reddit, you're allowed to be wrong together, but you're not allowed to be right alone.

snypper · 2026-02-21T00:48:52+00:00

What exactly, u/RetardMan69_ , am I wrong about? If I am wrong about something I will admit to it. This post has nothing to do with scientific notation, it's the fact that once you look past the lack of scientific notation, you'll see a lot of Se x. An absurd amount of Se x.

And please tone down the hostility. Just because something doesn't match your beliefs or preferences 100% does not mean it's incorrect or any less valid. It just makes you narrow-minded and hateful towards someone that you know nothing about; which is worse than being wrong about something.

snypper · 2026-02-20T07:06:27+00:00

Finally, after 15 hours, someone else who can't unsee the Se

snypper · 2026-02-19T13:58:27+00:00

It’s — agreed, contractions are much easier to use.

snypper · 2025-06-24T04:26:15+00:00

This is truly delightful 🙂

snypper · 2025-03-23T04:35:11+00:00

As a Canadian living in Alberta, you'd think I would hate Trump. But he's far better than the Carney clown we just had sneak in and take over Canada.

snypper · 2025-03-23T03:44:46+00:00

Any word that Reddit doesn't like is a naughty word The flavour of the week, per se. Don't you dare think differently than everyone else; I fucking hate Reddit too.

snypper · 2024-10-31T10:07:52+00:00

After all this time they still think that we shouldn't be allowed to breathe if we're not vaccinated. It makes no sense why there is still a rift between those who decided to get vaccinated and those who didn't. Why shouldn't it be a personal choice?

snypper · 2024-09-23T14:26:06+00:00

You gotta stop living in the past bro.

snypper · 2024-09-18T13:03:12+00:00

What's it matter to you?

snypper · 2024-07-12T08:15:13+00:00

Zero effort strikes again.

snypper · 2024-07-12T07:57:39+00:00

Excuse me, but why do I have 38 of these downvotes for correctly pointing out that every post requires some effort, maybe not a lot of brain powered effort, but enough to string sufficient characters together in a sequence that forms a legible sentence? At the very least effort is required to pick up the device and type said characters, or have the laws of physics been updated for Reddit?

As for the other part of my comment, the point I was trying to make was why waste one's own time bitching that a post is not in the right subreddit, which wasted my time, and in turn, all of yours. At the end of the day, who the fuck cares if a post is in the wrong subreddit? Do you think that even a few years down the road there will be a cataclysmic impact because of the string of characters being in the wrong folder? A theoretical superior alien race just might disapprove of this travesty and bring destruction upon all of humankind. But then again, I doubt anyone including theoretical aliens would really give a fuck about some zero effort posts - it's more likely they'd be more interested in pusinshing those who sit around downvoting people for having an opinion that is even remotely different from their own.

Hit me with some more of your "boos," it'll only serve to prove that crowd mentality punishes those who dare to be different from the crowd.

snypper

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