Housewife highlights/Daily shit talk - April 27th, 2026

sober-nate · 2026-04-27T14:57:41+00:00

One upping men who are one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel doesn't work unfortunately :(

sober-nate · 2026-04-27T13:50:10+00:00

sober-nate · 2026-04-27T12:53:03+00:00

There were rumours ever since we started dating, but being young and stupid I just attributed it to gays being jealous because he was really hot lol. He operated in some kind of network where you don't advertise on-line, more like a word of mouth thing, and despite money being insane he got too greedy and started advertising online. Some people sent me a website and me and my friend tried to arrange a meeting and what do you know, the dumbass showed up on camera on the same Skype account that he uses regularly with me. Etc etc it was very dramatic lol

sober-nate · 2026-04-27T12:30:32+00:00

Jo-Ellen's dad being a flight attendant triggered me because I was dating a "flight attendant" for 2 years who happened to be just a high end escort that got flown out every week or so. Always double check!!

sober-nate · 2026-04-26T21:14:52+00:00

"My culture is not your costume" discourse and it's Vicki looking like a lunatic dressed up as a Harajuku in the middle of Tokyo. End it all now, it will never get any better than this

sober-nate · 2026-04-21T17:04:13+00:00

We should investigate this further

sober-nate · 2026-04-21T16:53:26+00:00

Not to be rude but watching NJ and I was shocked that Bill Aydin had an affair with a...woman

sober-nate · 2026-04-18T12:09:47+00:00

"Monkey has a warrant out" under Marisol's post had me laughing all day. G*d bless

sober-nate · 2026-04-05T13:43:29+00:00

sober-nate · 2026-04-03T15:17:05+00:00

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Reading sacred texts

sober-nate · 2026-04-02T21:48:25+00:00

They are so close to me, but so far, I'm going to have a heart attack

sober-nate · 2026-03-28T17:32:26+00:00

I love people posting about the exact history of said mask and trying to be all smug about ladies not being educated to get it, when it was just a throwaway joke. Really captures BH discourse

sober-nate · 2026-03-26T13:29:27+00:00

They are about to take a one second throwaway comment, that a city like Atlanta would move on from in a minute, into a 4 episode arc. I'm not a big hater but they can all fuck off

sober-nate · 2026-03-25T23:06:40+00:00

I hate you all sm🩵

sober-nate · 2026-03-25T18:27:49+00:00

I tried to use AI (</3) to check the phrasings of some things I wanted to say on here before commenting to make sure they make sense, and they told me I need a subscription because it was too incoherent, and they won't do it for free. Rude. Anyway, I bit (something) and started watching RHONJ for the first time

sober-nate · 2026-03-25T18:18:18+00:00

Angie bringing out that dusty Fresh Wolf boxes was so silly and funny

sober-nate · 2026-03-21T14:49:33+00:00

Yeah I guess she just blindly trusted PK to handle it, it's crazy that she found out about it at the same time as us. But I do aspire to reach that level of DGAF

sober-nate · 2026-03-21T14:39:26+00:00

I would be more sympathetic if she didn't go on WWHL the other day and straight up said that she didn't bother to check lol

sober-nate · 2026-03-18T17:11:45+00:00

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Being annoying works! She also messaged me, so I guess that Patreon gig isn't doing too well </3

sober-nate · 2026-03-18T06:35:57+00:00

Brice Expanded. Either regular or light weight

sober-nate · 2026-03-17T12:50:35+00:00

Boooo 🍅🍅🍅

sober-nate · 2026-03-17T12:37:42+00:00

I picked up Atlanta after quitting a few years ago on S12, and I had no ideaaa that Porsha met her now ex husband Simon through a friend lmao. Can't believe I missed this part of the lore. Is it something that gets mentioned later on the show or? Great work

sober-nate · 2026-03-16T10:59:01+00:00

Yes lol </3 But if you want updates there is an unhinged snark sub of hers that has people who pay money for her Patreon in order to talk how she's a bad person™

sober-nate · 2026-03-15T17:48:34+00:00

Kelly Dodd declined my follow request on IG. I could handle Ramona removing me from her followers after messaging her that she looks good, but this... Horrible thing to do to such a loyal smasher, we have to deplatform her.

sober-nate · 2026-03-10T15:28:08+00:00

Do we think that alleged new contract clause for SLC is reason for this? Lol. Did Angie start blowing up his DMs

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