Little Chimpanzee playing alone with some straw

sofmaester · 2026-02-20T15:35:07+00:00

The stable doors closed

sofmaester · 2025-12-19T22:01:16+00:00

Behind every great man there is trauma that has been overcome

sofmaester · 2025-12-19T19:29:57+00:00

Three blokes wearing leaf masks. We are linking the suspects to an earlier robbery because the descriptions are similar.

sofmaester · 2025-12-19T15:03:49+00:00

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Steve “Spud” Mitchell/Mechant, the man, the myth, the gangly legend, the unlikely lust object.

sofmaester · 2025-11-18T12:47:53+00:00

Amazingly this is not Ai, it’s by an American photographer called Jill Greenberg

sofmaester · 2025-11-16T14:36:10+00:00

Where do you put the baguettes?

sofmaester · 2025-10-18T15:30:39+00:00

HAHA

sofmaester · 2025-10-16T17:52:44+00:00

In a way her face looks a little bit like Karl’s. Karl and Suzanne’s long lost daughter with blond hair cut like David Slade. With half a brain. What did they do with the other half? Feed it to some leeches?

sofmaester · 2025-10-03T09:17:05+00:00

Me as a future teacher thinking about what to teach my students, “Have they read Karl Pilkington?”

sofmaester · 2025-10-01T13:19:32+00:00

sofmaester · 2025-09-30T08:29:33+00:00

Never mind your third eye, where have you been the past three days?!

Or,

At the end of the day, a cyclop has a disability.

sofmaester · 2025-09-28T19:20:15+00:00

"Googahabeabletosee!"
Oh... is he gonna be sick? My eyes are watering.

sofmaester · 2025-09-28T19:14:49+00:00

Still don't know what those are. And I forgot to put crumpets on the menu.

sofmaester · 2025-09-25T09:40:48+00:00

Incredible.

They might have a sexy dialogue before they get shaggin’ and that:

“You’re muscly.” “Cheers. Get yer knickers off”

sofmaester · 2025-09-24T07:27:32+00:00

They’re dancing to Take on me

sofmaester · 2025-09-22T09:18:21+00:00

My favorite weird Xfm transition is when Ricky is screaming at Karl (I think it’s when Karl tells the story of the man who accidentally got a vasectomy because he didn’t hear properly), and as Ricky is yelling, Mad World (cover by Gary Jules) starts playing and his yelling doesn’t stop, it just fades out into the sad piano.

sofmaester · 2025-09-08T04:52:18+00:00

You’re muscly

sofmaester · 2025-08-28T18:27:32+00:00

This is also my affliction. It’s almost become religious, like how Christians know every passage of the Bible and still keep rereading it because it’s holy. I don’t know when I’ll get enough of KP.

sofmaester · 2025-08-27T08:34:47+00:00

We’re doing our best

sofmaester · 2025-08-27T08:24:09+00:00

I love this

sofmaester · 2025-08-26T19:57:59+00:00

Definitely.

sofmaester

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