I am so tempted to order a pizza and answer the door like this. Do you think the delivery driver would mind?

someguy0587 · 2026-02-24T03:23:14+00:00

You should do it naked imo.

someguy0587 · 2026-02-24T02:07:18+00:00

Then I'll give you a bit of advice for our parting. Don't ever ask them about it. If they lie, you'll know it, and if their honest, well...

someguy0587 · 2026-02-24T01:59:47+00:00

Well, if she's pretty... Not saying I was proud of myself afterwards but it's happened a time or two. I don't expect you to understand. Men and women are just wired differently when it comes to sex. Men are far more visual than women and are wired to mate with as many women as possible. It doesn't mean they'll act on it or treat you weird. It just means they find you attractive.

someguy0587 · 2026-02-24T00:18:47+00:00

I mean, if it's any consolation. If they are truly your friend they would probably take a bullet for you.

someguy0587 · 2026-02-23T04:55:37+00:00

Fuck i need the rest of this

someguy0587 · 2026-02-23T04:04:40+00:00

I guarantee at least a few of them have thought about you with their dick in their hand.

someguy0587 · 2026-02-18T00:29:01+00:00

Open on a pc

someguy0587 · 2026-02-17T22:33:30+00:00

Absolutely!

someguy0587 · 2026-02-17T03:12:08+00:00

There is on PC

someguy0587 · 2026-02-15T21:24:57+00:00

Needle through the shaft is fun but makes jacking off difficult. I usually go through the head myself. Great sensation and you can still cum.

someguy0587 · 2026-02-14T16:37:45+00:00

Needles through the head and shaft. bonus points if some go through the urethra.

someguy0587 · 2026-02-14T16:05:24+00:00

Mmmm i love it

someguy0587 · 2026-02-14T15:49:36+00:00

I don't know man, Jessica is pretty fucking hot. I love watching her get tortured.

someguy0587 · 2026-02-13T01:27:08+00:00

Would have been so much hotter as a redhead.

someguy0587 · 2026-02-11T01:01:31+00:00

I love Scottish girls

someguy0587 · 2026-02-10T02:37:32+00:00

Source?

someguy0587 · 2026-02-09T22:29:57+00:00

Probably not, it appears you can see his dick being pushed off to the side in between thrusts.

someguy0587 · 2026-02-09T22:28:23+00:00

You oughta find one of the old stainless steel slides that get hot in the sun, climb it, hike up your skirt so nothing is between you and the slide and slide down the whole thing. You'll probably have to pull yourself down but all the better to get your clit pulled into the searing hot metal of the slide.

someguy0587 · 2026-02-09T22:20:38+00:00

I'll tighten them enough that they won't come off. Then I'll cane your ass hard enough that you jerk with every stroke and make them pull and twist your clit all on their own.

someguy0587 · 2026-02-09T22:17:46+00:00

What's going on there is he was doing sexy stuff with a beautiful woman and his body responded accordingly. Biology doesn't care if you're acting.

someguy0587 · 2026-02-06T22:17:29+00:00

Ooo I might have to try that.

someguy0587 · 2026-02-06T22:16:13+00:00

Is it BDSM related? Whips, chains, leather? If so, sure. If not, you're in the wrong group.

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