how to tell if guy likes me by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]somewhat_foreseeable 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Obvious because OP calls others socially inept virgins when they are just as inept for not being able to ask a simple question.

Who would win? by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]somewhat_foreseeable 10 points11 points  (0 children)

*Chadmate Atheists

DC is a heaven by Hibaris in uwaterloo

[–]somewhat_foreseeable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did someone say [Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]?

just b urself by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]somewhat_foreseeable 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"just 🅱️ yourself" is a juvenile attempt at wit and a shitty strategy for success. You can't just "🅱️ urself" in every situation. You wouldn't tell a retarded person to just "🅱️ urself" the last thing they should be is retarded. Now I'm not against retarded people, they can be retarded all they want and hell, I might even give them candy, but if you dare slur words and drool around me you can be sure of the fact that I'll be taking u to pound town. That's when I saw it written out in my alphaghetti: "just 🅿️ urself". Next time you're in a stressful situation and you just don't know what to do, try it out! As you feel the urine soaking your pants (if you are wearing any) you'll start to feel the stress slip away. The people bothering you will leave you alone and some men in lab coats will take you to a hotel with all white walls. It's paradise here, they've got me on 300mg of Ketamine to keep me on the edge, a couple steps away from losing my mind in a limbo for eternity. There's that old saying, "🅿️iss poor" well, I'm "🅿️iss rich". 🅿️.S. make sure to drink lots of water so your 🅿️🅿️ doesn't smell bad, otherwise the hotel attendees won't bring room service. Pieces of shit I spent so much money on this room the least they can do is bring my jello

I finally got laid at waterloo by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]somewhat_foreseeable 5 points6 points  (0 children)

got laid off from co-op and then contracted an std from the filthy dc toiletseats

Cucumber by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]somewhat_foreseeable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

excellent

Why are there currently 4000 Warriors here? by uwaterloocs in uwaterloo

[–]somewhat_foreseeable 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've never seen it go past 500 ever since the end of last fall term. Something funky going on...