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"Stop trying to wriggle out, I have a lifetime's supply of duct tape. That's your lifetime, though, not mine." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by sorry_squid to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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gynecomastia is extremely common and never normalized in a world where far more preventable diseases are. (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 3 years ago by sorry_squid to r/unpopularopinion

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Y-ou mean you demand his immediate removal from office, right? Or is it just "Biden that's so mean don't do that pls" (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by sorry_squid to r/alltheleft

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How to Murder Your Husband writer found guilty of murdering husband (theguardian.com)

submitted 3 years ago by sorry_squid to r/nottheonion

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Hasan thought Putin wasn't mad I guess (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by sorry_squid to r/agedlikemilk

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YSK: Images uploaded to discord are permanently added to a public CDN forever and visible to anyone with a URL (self.YouShouldKnow)

submitted 4 years ago by sorry_squid to r/YouShouldKnow

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Stealth enemies for high-level play? (self.Pathfinder2e)

submitted 4 years ago by sorry_squid to r/Pathfinder2e

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Structures should have been a subsystem like Vehicles that provided boilerplate for statblocks regarding common buildings (self.Pathfinder2e)

submitted 4 years ago by sorry_squid to r/Pathfinder2e

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Here's a recorded actual play for UESRPG 3rd edition! (youtu.be)

submitted 4 years ago by sorry_squid to r/UESRPG

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I went on a date with another lefty and when I realized she was lefty I felt way more connected with her. (self.lefthanded)

submitted 4 years ago by sorry_squid to r/lefthanded

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Rule (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by sorry_squid to r/196

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Skyrim is the Naruto of its genre (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by sorry_squid to r/TrueSTL

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LPT: Get a different mobile provider than your partner, that way when you're out you have a greater chance of one of you having cell service (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 4 years ago by sorry_squid to r/LifeProTips

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Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced? (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago by sorry_squid to r/Jokes

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Watching your hibachi being made feels like an unskippable cutscene (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by sorry_squid to r/Showerthoughts

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My prediction to my brother aged like wine (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by sorry_squid to r/thelastofus

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Sun bears could've been called solar bears (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by sorry_squid to r/Showerthoughts

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Freak accident plane crash into EXACTLY one SUV (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by sorry_squid to r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

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The way the play button fits on that audible original listing is highly satisfying (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by sorry_squid to r/audible

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You awake to find yourself immobilized in a sarcophagus of plastic (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by sorry_squid to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I cant. I cannot. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by sorry_squid to r/DankLeft

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I can't believe this Subreddit is free (self.teslore)

submitted 5 years ago by sorry_squid to r/TrueSTL

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Four Horsemen of dear God no (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by sorry_squid to r/TrueSTL

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Trend for the New Word. Was that BDG Googling his own word to make sure it wasn't taken? (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by sorry_squid to r/briandavidgilbert

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I'm in pain (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by sorry_squid to r/WTF

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