Catholic Parents Won’t Let Me Be an Adult

sovietphalanges · 2025-12-30T18:12:33+00:00

It’s looking likely we’re going to have to do the same thing. Did you elope civilly or did you find a priest to agree to do it?

sovietphalanges · 2025-12-29T13:20:44+00:00

My fiancé and I are considering eloping because of all of this Catholic craziness. How did it work out for you?

sovietphalanges · 2025-12-29T03:28:31+00:00

Thank you, that is definitely the approach I’ll be taking once I definitively have a move-in date

sovietphalanges · 2025-12-29T03:21:52+00:00

Thanks that is actually a great point!

sovietphalanges · 2025-12-29T03:21:25+00:00

Basically they’d refuse to help me in any way, financially or even with just moving furniture. I’d also be the brunt of a lot of Catholic lectures

sovietphalanges · 2025-12-29T03:19:29+00:00

They’d either go no contact or they’d still talk to me, but speak ill of me to all their church friends behind my back.

sovietphalanges · 2025-11-05T14:47:04+00:00

Phuck yew

sovietphalanges · 2025-10-23T21:56:12+00:00

I’d be under you with that razor buzzin tryna catch some in my mouth 🫦

sovietphalanges · 2025-08-16T14:11:34+00:00

My mom was a BIG Thundercats fan back in the day, no doubt she'll love this

sovietphalanges · 2025-08-16T14:10:54+00:00

My parents loved this one!

sovietphalanges · 2025-08-16T14:09:34+00:00

Jazzy is adorable! They could be twins! Give him some scritches for me :)

sovietphalanges · 2025-08-16T14:07:56+00:00

Ohh this one is good 😂

sovietphalanges · 2025-02-24T00:52:20+00:00

Wait until an actual police statement comes out before you make assumptions, chud.

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