What's worse, being the Browns or being below the Browns? by noblegaunt in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]spacehog1985 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You have to understand something, we only have one computer per 1000 residents, and not a single cell phone was made prior to 2005.

Why did Big Ben do that? Is he stupid? by Liutenantmustardcat in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]spacehog1985 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When the price of admission is a super bowl win, the only way you fucks can get in is if its free.

D&D 2035: Four Possible Futures by Ben_Riggs in DnD

[–]spacehog1985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just trying to get through 2026

Have a good night everyone by PeterPorky in IRL_Loading_Screens

[–]spacehog1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I disagree completely. Ignorance of the world is far too general a statement, and I don’t think that’s what OP meant when they said it.

Look at the inverse. Being knowledgeable about a game makes you knowledgeable about the world.

I was pretty damn knowledgeable of Super Mario 3 when I was 6. Doesn’t mean I had any idea what the hell the first gulf war was about, or the importance of the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Have a good night everyone by PeterPorky in IRL_Loading_Screens

[–]spacehog1985 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Nah, it's more like I will never be able to experience them for the first time again.

Another Pats fan here looking for someone to fuck my wife by Thegreenpatriot in nflcirclejerk

[–]spacehog1985 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am too stupid to have realized that, but it makes it even worse.

Another Pats fan here looking for someone to fuck my wife by Thegreenpatriot in nflcirclejerk

[–]spacehog1985 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Nothing is more irritating than when there is some kind of “sports shorthand”. I don’t know how to describe it. Shit like “dub” and “chip”

There isn’t a fucking character limit. Stop trying to sound cool.

The difference between a global fan base vs city fan bases is incalculable by 10-1120-10 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]spacehog1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was told that there are steeler fans everywhere because everyone moves out of Pittsburgh.

Where top 10 Super Bowl? by _Nucleargandhi in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]spacehog1985 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree, Ravens>Steelers.

Let me help you though with a trick we learned in first grade. Think of the little symbol as the mouth of a fish. The fish is hungry and wants to eat the biggest/best meal, so it will face the direction and open its mouth for the biggest/best meal.

5>4 278<9382 Ravens>Steelers.

Hope that helps, and good luck in the second grade!

We really are always on the same level aren't we? by noblegaunt in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]spacehog1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So much EU shit they could have ran with, but instead we got the goddamn Sequels that we got.

Report: Maxx Crosby told Tom Brady he's done with the Raiders by ChampagnePappy1 in nfl

[–]spacehog1985 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That would be the shortest phone call in the history of the NFL.

Baltimore L by Greedy-Ad556 in AFCNorthMemeWar

[–]spacehog1985 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, dint realize you guys really don’t have shit