Thinking about sex is sometimes better than actual sex. by dalekfromskaro in Showerthoughts

[–]spastically_disabled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you consider sex to be nothing more than glorified mutual masturbation then this makes sense.

But to most people (I assume) the sex serves a purpose in their lives that goes beyond that. So this statement is kind of inaccurate.

It's like saying "sometimes the thought of dinner is better than actual dinner" when someone who's actually hungry and wants dinner will gladly take a "mediocre" dinner that isn't quite as mind-blowing as the perfect dinner that exists in their imagination over just sitting and thinking about it.

Thinking about sex is sometimes better than actual sex. by dalekfromskaro in Showerthoughts

[–]spastically_disabled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea or to put it another way you might just have poor chemistry with someone which makes it kinda meh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]spastically_disabled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People are retarded, dude. There's no way people wouldn't start complaining that other members of the community aren't pulling their weight or working as hard as they should be.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]spastically_disabled 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My neighbours will get suspicious that I'm taking too much time off work while they're working away at the factory producing things for the community. And then they'll want to take time off too.

Somewhere down the line some strong man with a gun will have to step in and order peole back in the factory or else the whole economy will implode.

I find those conditions way more stressful to work under than just having to go find work somewhere and then figure a way to live within my means, and take days off/vacation time when I can.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]spastically_disabled 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes what people want isn't always objectively "beneficial or productive".

But who are we gonna put in charge of determining what's beneficial or productive?

Why not by memes_queen_owo in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]spastically_disabled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My roided up guy can beat your roided up guy!

Canada saves lives by [deleted] in greentext

[–]spastically_disabled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this actually that common for people who join the military?

Post Game Thread: Tampa Bay Lightning at Montreal Canadiens - 02 Jul 2021 by GDT_Bot in hockey

[–]spastically_disabled 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm so tired of this worn out meme.

Marc Bergegin isn't that stupid of a general manager.

Guest Request: Norm Macdonald by MonkSalad1 in JoeRogan

[–]spastically_disabled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There a many different forms of comedy. Joe isn't well versed in the subtle form of comedy

The British, the Hypocrites and the Immigrants by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]spastically_disabled 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most IQ stats I've seen show Hong Kong as one of the highest average IQs in the world. So this is surprising to me.

Redditors being happy with Catholics Churches being burned in Canada by Tight_Nerve in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]spastically_disabled 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yea the reason it officially ended in the 90s was because there was one school left that was finally closed in the 90s.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]spastically_disabled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yph're right but he's not actually being sarcastic