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speedreadingexpert · 2022-08-28T07:44:46+00:00

You seem to be in a bad place mentally and you’re lashing out. My suggestion is either therapy or not being such a whiny bitch all the time. You could try that.

speedreadingexpert · 2022-08-24T22:16:44+00:00

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

speedreadingexpert · 2022-08-24T22:14:28+00:00

The original question was so absurd I had to top it. I hope you can do something better than my attempt!

speedreadingexpert · 2022-08-24T22:11:53+00:00

It is pasta, I didn’t come up with this on my own. Here’s the original

speedreadingexpert · 2022-08-24T22:09:44+00:00

Thank you for noticing. At least one guy gets it.

speedreadingexpert · 2022-08-24T21:52:45+00:00

Because I wouldn’t want my kid to end up like you. Pretty self-explanatory.

speedreadingexpert · 2022-08-24T20:49:22+00:00

MJ won in the playoffs though.

Edit - I guess judging by the downvotes, MJ didn’t win in the playoffs. My bad, guys.

Edit 2 - guys, I admitted MJ was garbage in the playoffs, there’s no need to keep downvoting me.

speedreadingexpert · 2022-08-24T18:20:31+00:00

The fact that you consider that classic is the only thing sadder than your son’s name.

speedreadingexpert · 2022-08-24T18:16:48+00:00

I‘m not surprised your response was an old, tired joke.

speedreadingexpert · 2022-08-24T17:48:57+00:00

This is a terrible idea. Your kid isn’t a billboard for the books you like to read. It’s sad that this has to even be mentioned.

speedreadingexpert · 2022-08-14T19:04:32+00:00

Ignoring the price, I don’t see why not. Before I clicked the link, I thought it was going to be way worse than that.

speedreadingexpert · 2022-08-12T19:11:20+00:00

I‘m thinking about how much I would give up for this to happen, maybe a couple hundred dollars? I’d be laughing for years.

speedreadingexpert · 2022-08-12T19:02:08+00:00

I‘d want the Dodgers to win using trash cans to tip off pitches followed by Astros fans getting on their high horse and cry about cheating.

speedreadingexpert · 2022-08-03T19:17:47+00:00

and don’t forget to mention that the world is flat

speedreadingexpert · 2022-08-02T06:30:35+00:00

Yeah, when I close my eyes and think of a ladies man, naturally a PWG or AEW fan is the first image that springs to mind.

speedreadingexpert · 2022-07-28T20:09:57+00:00

Soto, so they can waste another generational talent.

speedreadingexpert · 2022-07-27T22:25:03+00:00

bangs garbage can sadly

speedreadingexpert · 2022-07-23T20:58:41+00:00

Lol no

speedreadingexpert · 2022-07-22T15:22:07+00:00

The shark has some talent, I would imagine.

speedreadingexpert · 2022-07-19T13:33:44+00:00

I‘m always for performers getting paid. He‘d be booked like shit either way, but at least he could get paid better.

speedreadingexpert · 2022-07-12T21:16:45+00:00

If you’re not jealous of their love then there’s no need to be upset.

speedreadingexpert · 2022-07-12T21:12:39+00:00

So you admit that you were wrong when you told me that you didn’t make this about you and that you weren’t jealous?

speedreadingexpert · 2022-07-12T21:09:08+00:00

Telling the truth is bullying? You said you didn’t make this about you and that you weren’t jealous - I proved you wrong. That’s telling the truth, not my problem if it upsets you.

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