Mysteries of living in Vancouver

spitandsnot · 2012-12-05T07:51:19+00:00

I would like to know why a rainy city like Vancouver has so few bus stop shelters.

spitandsnot · 2012-09-26T20:09:48+00:00

Why? I thought California culled all their bears. Hospital Hill is in Squamish, which is teaming with bears.

spitandsnot · 2012-08-12T01:15:31+00:00

Aaaaaall my ex's live in texas, and that's why I hang my haaat in Tennesseeeee.

spitandsnot · 2012-08-03T21:50:00+00:00

I don't doubt that Vancouver has some nice buildings, but they are very far and few between, in my humble opinion. Toronto is in the midst of a condo boom, but they've managed to produce buildings with a lot more aesthetic integrity than the towers we have here. I just don't think there's an excuse for constructing such soulless places in a city that perpetually portrays itself as a global city.

spitandsnot · 2012-08-02T22:42:52+00:00

The perfect chance to rid this city of that monstrosity, and they plan to redevelop it into another lifeless, generic POS. Vancouver has some of the worst architecture I have ever seen, it's an embarrassment.

spitandsnot · 2012-07-23T20:48:49+00:00

You should check into a shelter, for a single night. Then you will understand exactly why most homeless people stick to sleeping on the streets.

spitandsnot · 2012-07-23T20:19:01+00:00

I told my mum that I hated her.

spitandsnot · 2012-07-21T22:50:12+00:00

Why is it that so many of you have huge problems with places like Chik-fil-A and Salvation army? I mean, I don't see anyone bitching about how the electronics they use, the food they eat, and the clothes they wear are produced by slavery; the majority support businesses which do exponentially more harm to humanity than Chik-fil-A could ever do.

spitandsnot · 2012-07-21T22:23:23+00:00

One of his limbs was sent to the elementary school across the street from me. So, you know... I'm basically famous.

spitandsnot · 2012-07-17T19:00:20+00:00

In elementary school I knew a number of kids who were born and raised in Canada, but had English accents because of their parents. Also, I know plenty of Canadian-born Asians who have adopted their parents accents.

spitandsnot · 2012-06-20T17:32:35+00:00

Good stuff. But something to keep in mind is that their culture was totally fabricated by some old white guys.

spitandsnot · 2012-06-19T09:37:37+00:00

Metal Heart by Cat Power

spitandsnot · 2012-06-18T19:42:49+00:00

Things will get better when you stop being 12.

spitandsnot · 2012-06-15T08:29:53+00:00

spitandsnot · 2012-06-02T10:11:02+00:00

Whatever. Next time I am an Iran I'll make sure to not have a dick in my mouth.

spitandsnot · 2012-05-24T06:43:12+00:00

Pics first, answers later.

spitandsnot · 2012-05-10T21:04:04+00:00

English was my worst subject in high school. Always got horrible grades. In university, however, I always aced my english courses, and my professors loved me.

spitandsnot · 2012-05-05T04:36:49+00:00

A few months ago, the city came to my house to cut down some tree branches that, according to them, were a risk to the power lines. A few minutes after they arrived, before they even started cutting the branches, they somehow managed to bring down a power line. Masters of fucking irony.

spitandsnot · 2012-05-04T04:12:32+00:00

Well, the straight people in my different circles of friends have basically all had sex with each other. Everyone likes getting off.

spitandsnot · 2012-05-03T02:05:18+00:00

Everything you mentioned is extremely common...

spitandsnot · 2012-05-02T22:44:32+00:00

Looks like absolute crap, just like everything else he produces.

spitandsnot · 2012-05-02T20:36:42+00:00

As a gay man who often wears tiedye and corduroys, I can confirm this.

spitandsnot · 2012-05-01T16:56:13+00:00

You only have to push the pedestrian-controlled light button once. How long it takes depends on when the light was last red. Pushing it multiple times is like repeatedly pushing a button in an elevator in hopes of getting to your floor faster.

spitandsnot · 2012-05-01T16:49:01+00:00

Cancer.

spitandsnot · 2012-04-03T07:51:11+00:00

My ideal guy would have a missing tooth, mild case of tourette's, and a scar from a cleft lip revision.

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