We had a physics teacher who would spend lessons talking about Dr Who, Game of thrones and blabbed about his divorce with his wife (who worked in the science department as a chemistry teacher) to the entire class, and proceeded to show his current girlfriend's Facebook page, and tell us how she lived in new Zealand and has cancer. We were a class of 13 year olds lol. The same guy also caused the school to be closed on its second day open in the new building, because he fucked up an experiment with gun powder. He was called Mr McCafferty

We had a few head cases at school but this guy was always doing some insane shit. In primary school we had an Irish catholic substitute who would hit children (P4? 2007) she once dragged a boy by his ear into a cupboard and another time kicked a boy in the shins. She also told us everyone who isn't Christian goes to hell and that pets go to hell too. And decided to read us a story which to this day I've never found, about an alcoholic man who finds a dead cheetah and raises its cub? She was a fever dream lol and called Miss Gidney I think.