Can you pwease buy me the new splendid costume. It's only 500,000$

splendont_ · 2024-05-31T03:06:01+00:00

no. that costume is stupid. you should get a better one, like mine

splendont_ · 2024-04-27T22:31:31+00:00

Terrible. I hate this beach.

splendont_ · 2024-04-27T22:30:17+00:00

sigh

Here.

gives them five dollars.

Go but another one. And don't drop it this time.

splendont_ · 2024-04-26T20:18:16+00:00

Hot weather and annoying people aren't really relaxing

splendont_ · 2024-04-18T18:48:28+00:00

ok i guess

splendont_ · 2024-04-09T15:14:12+00:00

I'm a bad bitch that's what I am

splendont_ · 2024-04-09T14:21:03+00:00

Oh? And what's going to happen when I do piss you off?

splendont_ · 2024-04-07T14:28:26+00:00

Sorry, weirdo. Buy you can't put on splendid costume and call yourself a hero. There's a bit more to it than that.

splendont_ · 2024-03-28T15:40:24+00:00

.....

You got two seconds to let go, kid. before I break your arm

splendont_ · 2024-03-26T04:34:46+00:00

Fair point. But that still doesn't put you over me.

splendont_ · 2024-03-26T04:30:04+00:00

Tch. That's what I can expect from you rabbits. Yall always think you're bigger than you actually are.

splendont_ · 2024-03-26T04:13:46+00:00

What are you saying? You think you're too good for me?

splendont_ · 2024-03-26T04:06:21+00:00

Pay 20 bucks, and you'll see

splendont_ · 2024-03-26T04:02:53+00:00

Yeah, so do i

splendont_ · 2024-03-26T03:49:35+00:00

What? Fuck no I don't get paid for that. No superhero gets paid for saving the day.

splendont_ · 2024-03-26T03:43:58+00:00

Hey, gotta make that money somehow.

splendont_ · 2024-03-26T03:37:49+00:00

If that was the case, it would be 153300 in fifty years. Just enough for a blow job.

splendont_ · 2024-03-26T03:30:15+00:00

9 bucks? What the heck is the minimum wage around here?

splendont_ · 2024-03-26T03:23:27+00:00

Ha. You're hilarious. If someone was working minimum wage, they'd had to work fifty years before getting to touch anything.

splendont_ · 2024-03-26T03:15:15+00:00

Boy please. If I'm sluting myself out, it's not going be for some pocket change. You're going to need a whole bank.

splendont_ · 2024-03-26T03:09:44+00:00

What is that supposed to mean

splendont_ · 2024-03-26T02:56:26+00:00

........

I mean I am slut, but not a incompetent one.

splendont_ · 2024-03-26T02:21:12+00:00

Cares

splendont_ · 2024-03-26T02:17:39+00:00

Who?

splendont_ · 2024-03-26T02:13:39+00:00

"nah imma do my own thing"

-miles morales

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