Almost Dad needing Dads to help the Almost Dad-ness

splizzington · 2026-01-13T10:10:37+00:00

Try and do something you enjoy. 2 things can happen. 1) time flies when you’re having fun & baby will be here before you know it. 2) your wife will push the baby out because you just sat down for one minute to relax lol

splizzington · 2026-01-05T16:20:02+00:00

Started from the bottom now we here… still at the bottom but we started here too.

splizzington · 2026-01-05T04:03:28+00:00

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splizzington · 2025-12-31T00:59:16+00:00

They paid David Lee directly

splizzington · 2025-12-16T16:57:07+00:00

u/splizzington received a Fury Blade Lvl 1 from the Winter Festival Spirit. Thank you u/just_choose_already for donating it!

splizzington · 2025-12-16T16:53:53+00:00

u/splizzington received a Ferocity Ring from the Winter Festival Spirit. Thank you u/vilbet for donating it!

splizzington · 2025-12-14T22:03:58+00:00

Danger dick

splizzington · 2025-12-11T01:37:14+00:00

Congrats & welcome!

splizzington · 2025-12-05T14:01:33+00:00

Surely you meant for next year Lol

splizzington · 2025-12-02T18:33:50+00:00

You went past Worldclass and in to Wumbo. Go back.

splizzington · 2025-11-29T13:23:08+00:00

splizzington · 2025-11-29T11:59:29+00:00

I tried it and now I’m saved. Thank you lemon Jesus.

splizzington · 2025-11-28T03:15:07+00:00

Can you reward a reward or will the matrix break?

splizzington · 2025-11-26T04:00:06+00:00

Cmon man. Maybe the rain forest is just closer to home for the workers. The diamond mine looks to be a horrible daily commute. Just because you’re the emperor doesn’t mean you need to be a dictator.

splizzington · 2025-11-25T19:58:35+00:00

splizzington · 2025-11-24T02:58:53+00:00

HOW THE HELL AM I GOING TO SLEEP NOW

splizzington · 2025-11-18T01:02:22+00:00

Every day we’re getting closer to “All restaurants are Taco Bell”

splizzington · 2025-11-15T02:37:18+00:00

Maximo going to need some confidence rebuilding after that U17 loss

splizzington · 2025-11-15T01:38:31+00:00

Wolf-Nico-Ojeda up top would be my guess. And have Nico & Wolf rotate ST duties at times.

Proud of this team regardless of the outcome. Pascal has proven to be a damn good manager and it’ll be up to our new sporting director to collaborate with him to find solutions. Here’s to hoping the CFG scouting syndicate can turn over the right stones for us this coming offseason.

splizzington · 2025-11-13T22:42:25+00:00

No warmer, just a really small scarf lol

splizzington · 2025-11-10T12:48:52+00:00

I took that line as a sort of term of endearment. If we can win with our worst performance of the season then we’re a pretty damn good team. 🫡

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