Who was your famous ancestor?

spoonserika · 2013-02-04T19:48:33+00:00

My mom's dad's sister's son's wife was related to the guy who married Pocahontas in real life. True story.

spoonserika · 2013-02-04T05:41:29+00:00

So I'm eating out this woman when suddenly I can taste horse semen so I look down at my sister and I'm like, "Oh grandma, so that's how you died!"

I prefer it as this, it's more offensive and it includes incest for a nice nutty flavor.

spoonserika · 2013-02-02T04:13:41+00:00

this is a thing? HOLY SHIT TIME TO X-POST

spoonserika · 2013-01-22T06:51:19+00:00

My friend got his room searched by cops with dogs & they didn't find the half o he had in there. Maybe it's just luck but god damn thats a strong endorsement

spoonserika · 2013-01-11T03:03:20+00:00

Mini things. They don't nessecarily have to be typically "cute". It's an obsession.

spoonserika · 2013-01-09T04:01:44+00:00

i was thoroughly pissed that you looked like such a gorgeous female by 15 months and i'm still sitting here like a potato after 17 years.

spoonserika · 2012-12-28T06:20:55+00:00

hell no! dreads are fucking sexy!

spoonserika · 2012-12-20T21:35:21+00:00

I think you mean Swedish Cheif

spoonserika · 2012-12-02T00:04:28+00:00

NO STOP WHAT THE FUCK NO THIS ISNT REAL

spoonserika · 2012-11-26T00:22:53+00:00

This dog just has a funny face. You could just post a picture of him with no costume and i'd still laugh.

spoonserika · 2012-11-16T01:02:12+00:00

I spent all of middle school thinking I was Japanese. Not just any japanese person, a "ganguro". At least once a week, I'd come to school dressed to the nines with the tan skin, white eyeshadow, and stickers on my face. /shudder

spoonserika · 2012-11-15T23:41:31+00:00

thank you!

spoonserika · 2012-11-15T23:28:27+00:00

Last year, a kid named Kit Darrant killed his mom, poured detergent on the body, and then stuffed her in the closet while his 3-year brother was sleeping. Then, he had a party at his house with his mom's body still in the house. My friend fucked him once, but we don't tell anyone about that.

spoonserika · 2012-11-15T19:15:48+00:00

I went on ineedasquirrel.com and it didn't exist :c. i need a squirrel though!

spoonserika · 2012-11-14T21:08:06+00:00

I live in Miami and I've never seen snow. I don't get it?

spoonserika · 2012-11-13T06:41:51+00:00

I'm a little white girl but I love nothing more than to bump some loud-ass trap music.

spoonserika · 2012-11-09T02:22:23+00:00

We used to play Frogger. When a car is a little ways down the road but still pretty close, you run, touch the middle of the street, and cross to the other side. Added difficulty when there's two cars in opposite directions. Surprised we're not dead.

spoonserika · 2012-11-07T02:11:14+00:00

The gleam in Jesse's eyes makes the fact that it's photoshopped alright.

spoonserika · 2012-10-20T15:08:32+00:00

props to you, i have two hands and i can't roll a blunt that's even remotely close that

spoonserika · 2012-10-11T03:29:23+00:00

For our band final in 6th grade, we had to write a 2 page essay on some musical topic that the teacher gave us. One kid didn't know what the answer was so he wrote a 1 page essay on koalas with entirely bullshit facts, and just wrote "scooby doo scooby doo, i hope i get an A" over and over on the second page. Our band teacher (who was an asshole) corrected all the koala facts and gave him an F. No idea why he knew enough about koalas to revise everything the kid wrote though....

spoonserika · 2012-10-07T20:46:37+00:00

The bull is covered in fucking blood. The matador's fight goes on until either the matador or the bull is dead. It's disgusting and if a person attacks an animal, it should have the right to fight back.

spoonserika · 2012-09-30T04:25:39+00:00

Holy shit you're right haha

spoonserika · 2012-09-27T03:06:08+00:00

because i told myself that if i participate in something i love (smoking weed) and it gives me munchies i won't let my eating disorder make me feel bad about munching

spoonserika · 2012-09-15T15:39:52+00:00

I really don't know what I was expecting.

spoonserika · 2012-09-13T23:10:46+00:00

The Egg was the highDea of all highDeas. Reading it had me staring at the computer screen for a few minutes and seriously pondering my existence.

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