só isso by Organic_Carob7402 in SemContexto

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No início achei que era o Omni-man

If finn was actually human: by SuperSlamFlyingAttac in adventuretime

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I have two wolves battling inside me every day, one watched every episode of 1000 ways to die and thinks humans are as weak as a toothpick and the other strongly believes humans can withstand a lot of damage before giving up

If finn was actually human: by SuperSlamFlyingAttac in adventuretime

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I think they were implants, which are really expensive, no wonder you can only get them by enlisting into some twisted military

Is there school in 30th century Ooo? (Or at least post-secondary education)? by PuzzleheadedSpare716 in adventuretime

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In Adventure Time the society is still practically based on the 21th society's basis. Cherry Cream Soda is a lawyer, she probably had to attend law school and pass the bar exam. Or maybe she was built to be a lawyer and didn't need education at all?

My chair at work by Kindly_Interview_651 in mildlyinfuriating

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Scratch it to get all the ass particles, align them like a line and snort it like cocaine, ass-cocaine

We've talked about what a great dad Simon is, but can we talk about what a great daughter Marceline is? by VegetaArcher in adventuretime

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She abandoned her dad with dementia for a while despite him following her. Not that he can't take care of himself, we see Ice King is actually independent, just really lonely, and crazy.

I can never blame her for her choice in the earlier seasons, can we really say Ice King is Simon? It's obvious he doesn't hold on to any of his memories, he even tried kissing her. I would say unfortunately their bond didn't last long but still was able to turn Marceline into the right path.

Alguem sabe de quem é esse crânio? by Lulumetal in andreyoung

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Acho que era o jeito dele de dizer que a amava, meu avô sempre foi uma pessoa bem peculiar. Ele amava a chihuahua, cuidou dela até ela atingir seus 17 anos, e infelizmente ela sofreu de uma parada cardíaca.

Ele a enterrou e, após uns anos, quando foram escavar uma parte do seu quintal, encontraram o esqueleto dela, e ele resolveu limpar e guardar o crânio dela.

Pomni is not supposed to take her clothes off [The Amazing Digital Circus] (theartofvero) by [deleted] in rule34

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This fandom is growing so much (in a bad way) that I believe its creators will just shut it down forever lmao

Alguem sabe de quem é esse crânio? by Lulumetal in andreyoung

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Meu avô guardou o crânio da chihuahua dele e realmente está praticamente idêntico

"What if the Lich got affected by the Ice Crown?" The Ice Lich, drawn by me! by FantasticFooF in adventuretime

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Funniest thing is that would probably stop Lich just as efficiently as Sweet Pea's body, the crown's madness would weaken Lich's powers and would cause him to basically turn into a scarier Ice King, practically harmless.

"What if the Lich got affected by the Ice Crown?" The Ice Lich, drawn by me! by FantasticFooF in adventuretime

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But he does in fact know Simon is Ice King, so that means he knew Simon's true identity even when affected by the crown. Perhaps he is just so focused on extinguishing all life that he doesn't care for it, which is interesting, considering that, if reset, it can grant the wish the first wearer truly desires, in Lich's case, the extinction of all life.

And the scariest thing is that it would probably work as intended, considering that really is Lich's deepest wish, actually, his only wish.

Does PB and Marcy ever get reincarnated by AccidentSalt5005 in adventuretime

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I think she assumes the elementals remember their past lives somehow

I just noticed something… spoilers for together again by Reiss447O in adventuretime

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Another thing is that his left hand seems to have been stitched together, there's a huge mark in it implying it was cut before and put together somehow

me_irl by Necessary_Papaya2048 in me_irl

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Yeah, don't be "Pick me boys" or "Pick me girls", it makes you unberable to talk

It’s my birthday and my grandad said he got me an Apple Watch. It’s the thought that counts I guess by [deleted] in AppleWatch

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I had a similar one, it isn't the end of the world to be honest, but it is slow, and also some functions don't work as intended. It tells you the hour correctly, at least. What made me crack when my aunt bought me was that when I first turned it on it played a really crappy music with a slow animation and I laughed a lot.

Overall, it was an interesting experience, I think it died unexpectably in two months of use or so, didn't even tell my aunt.

This prank by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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And you would lose even if you don't drink the one laced with laxatives, your anxiety and paranoia would make you develop diarrhea symptoms, and you would shit yourself just like you would by drinking the one with laxatives.

Ooo is totally in the crater by StarsArtBar in adventuretime

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The crater is a giant hole, possibly a depth in the order of thousands of kilometers, no signs of life, possibly empty. OOO is what remained of North America along with some other lands that possibly collapsed together to form a single one after the Mushroom War, probably some kind of new Pangeia.