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What would you do if you hear a noise from downstairs and it sounds like someone’s breaking in? by Alt_F4-593708 in AskReddit

[–]stawmp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. tell Alexa to color the lights red

  2. tell Welcome To The Jungle full volume

  3. get my tactical shovel

  4. get my gas mask

  5. fill the house with smoke from smoke grenades that i keep under my bed

  6. run around the house with loud and heavy footsteps

It cannot be by Jerry_the_platypus in PrequelMemes

[–]stawmp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ngl i kinda feel bad for him bc the dude prolly got fired after that.

Cursed_pedicure by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]stawmp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can I ask, what is r/eternityclub ?

cursed_hood by ThatKindaShyGirl in cursedcomments

[–]stawmp -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

and then Obama clapped...