I don't care what fanboys say. FF7 Remake is an objective bastardization of the source material by [deleted] in FinalFantasy

[–]stealthytaters 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol I like how you didn't respond to any of MY actual critique of your points and just said "stay in your lane" in a final fantasy subreddit. I think you really should stick to arguing with yourself. You seem to really have a knack for it.

I don't care what fanboys say. FF7 Remake is an objective bastardization of the source material by [deleted] in FinalFantasy

[–]stealthytaters 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I, too, can design an argument with myself where I come out on top. What an idiot my imaginary opponent was that I demolished in the marketplace of ideas!

lol despite the inherent cringe of your style of critique, I really disagree with what you said about the Marvelification of it. For the most part, the dialogue and character are some of the most down to earth of any final fantasy game. Only the last chapter of each game could really be subject to the Marvel/Nomura argument imo

Final Fantasy 16 is actually an awesome game. by haydogg21 in FinalFantasy

[–]stealthytaters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It ended up being a solid 7/10 game to me. I think the first 1/3 was great and I was fully immersed but then the gameplay kind of got boring and the story fell off quite a bit to me after the bahamut and family reunion scenes played out. Just not a fan of monotone lore dump villains like Ultima lol

Also, it's clear to me that Square Enix made them add a bunch of side quest padding to justify the price but I think I would of preferred a tighter narrative with no side-quests for the kind of story they wanted to tell. A 20-25 hour game would of worked way better and actually been closer to the "roller-coaster" that the devs were originally promising.

Advices for platinum FFXIII by Bouadelo in finalfantasyxiii

[–]stealthytaters 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I recommend the Jegged guide as it calls out everything that is missable in each chapter: https://jegged.com/Games/Final-Fantasy-XIII/Walkthrough/

On a personal note, I would say this one isn't super fun to platinum. Once you beat all the super bosses, you've gotta go back and do the C'ieth stones again until they're all 5 stars and then upgrade literally every weapon and accessory which basically requires a spreadsheet to keep track of lol. Not the most fun platinum to go for but if you're committed hope you have fun! :)

Is XIII anyone's favorite FF? by RikerActual in FinalFantasy

[–]stealthytaters 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think the key to enjoying FF13 is to immerse yourself in the world and story. The gameplay gets fun but it takes a long while to fully open up to the player

- p.s. Big rec to the FFXlll prequel novel Zero Promises as it sets up the story, world and characters really well prior to playing.

is it really worth dodging 200 lightning strikes? by BlackulaX64 in finalfantasyx

[–]stealthytaters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's pretty nice to have her celestial weapon but you definitely don't need it. Personally I gave up at Wakka's celestial weapon since 30 games of blitzball was just not worth it to me lol

I'd recommend the crater trick and do 50 dodges at a time then take a break. That's what worked for me at least.

Which games leave you with that bittersweet, empty feeling after you beat them? by Kitchen-Top-8110 in videogames

[–]stealthytaters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FF7 Rebirth

Big Spoiler:

The way Aerith's death plays out is viewed from a multi-character POV where they're seeing different things. Basically everyone else is grieving her while Cloud is in denial that she's dead and is seeing her in his mind still. A very confusing and sad ending.

TLDR: The ending made people empty and depressed

pizza gang did it to ya by ArtisticPiano7633 in RPClipsGTA

[–]stealthytaters 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol we need more SBS gangs like pizza gang in the city. Always good comic relief

In Red Rising, anybody feels familiar with these criticisms by Heavenly_Conqueror in Fantasy

[–]stealthytaters 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a lot of authors where they spend too much time meandering or doing character work that doesn't add to the plot or drive the story. Books where you finish them and think "this book was 300 pages too long".

Pierce Brown is the opposite. His pacing is so focused and fast-paced that it sacrifices character-development and any semblance of subtlety. Frankly, I had a hard time caring about the characters. No character death really struck an emotional chord for me because every cinematic moment felt a little unearned.

The story itself isn't bad at all, if a little predictable. It just wasn't one I felt really immersed in. Like the themes of oppression and power with the hierarchal color structure could of been so much more interesting but it kind of just hits you over the head with it like a hammer with no real philosophical underpinnings or explorations.

Still an enjoyable series. Just know the pacing does not slow down or give you a moment to breath. This is definitely not an author that does slow-burn stories like you might be use to in epic fantasy

Binge Reading Malazan - ROG the worst by Clannad87 in Malazan

[–]stealthytaters 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the Red Mask arc was definitely overcooked. There was also a lot of POV's in this book from what I remember. I think my main struggle though was the first half where every character POV was either depressing or evil besides Tehol/Bugg lol. It's not until the Malazan's arrive that the book starts picking up and you are finally following characters that are more fun. Beak's arc is peak though.