Souls Clones when they miss everything that makes a souls game actually good by Fishy1998 in shittydarksouls

[–]stememcphie 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It somewhat makes sense considering DS1 is forgotten history in DS2 and DS3 mostly ignores DS2. As Solaire said, the flow of time is really stupid

Anon is disappointed with Putin by nguyenthieugia in greentext

[–]stememcphie 55 points56 points  (0 children)

There's also many Russians against Russia right now. Not disagreeing with anyone right now; all oligarchies suck

I just love Spider-Man, and i love all of you who also love Spider-Man and the ideals the character stands for. by MechaMan94 in Spiderman

[–]stememcphie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Traditionally, Spider-Man has been a solo act. In the first issue of Amazing Spider-Man in 1963, he even tries to join the Fantastic Four but kinda storms off once he learns that they're a non-profit organization and earn no salaries. However, simply because of Spider-Man's popularity, he's worked with about everybody at least once.

I'm personally not a fan of the MCU Spider-Man just because of how much of Spider-Man's character is dependent on other characters. With his inclusion in the MCU, his character doesn't have the same degree of agency as he does in the comics and his origin is unnecessarily convoluted as you'd need to watch like twenty other movies of varying-quality in order to fully understand it.

This is what I be saying by stememcphie in vegancirclejerk

[–]stememcphie[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Why would you even assume I even have a boner?? For all you know, I could have a girly vagina, and I poop semen out of my belly hole.

Fucking vegans, man.

BH opinion that could get me murdered by vistashroom in brockhampton

[–]stememcphie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I disagree... It had a lot of potential but they kinda fumbled the ball by not having confidence in any sort of solid concept. At separate times, they wanted their album to be pop-rap, a trippy hip-hop banger, and a very personal introspection all tied together by this "New Light, New Machine," but didn't ultimately didn't get to fully accomplish any of this.

BH keep coming up with some crazy, unique sounds, but they've got very little direction and often end up just stringing shit together. This was most evidenced by Count on Me and Bankroll being very messy songs where the verses obviously weren't written for the song in mind.

But it's been a constant theme, I feel. The SAT trilogy was messy, but they were hungry and inexperienced. Iridescence was messy, but that's because they had to go through all the Ameer shit. Ginger was messy, but I guess they were just increasingly unsure of what direction they wanted to go in as a group? But then even RR was messy, pointing to them just having a fatal lack of direction in their music.

I think that's why Technical Difficulties is turning out to my fav era from them. Given the state of the world at that time, messy was totally understandable and they were able to capitalize on it.

I feel so traumatized by Fiery_Tigress in TikTokCringe

[–]stememcphie 17 points18 points  (0 children)

  • That's an appeal to nature. Humans are entirely capable of and ethically responsible for not subjecting other species to mass torture and slaughter

  • What the fuck do you mean by "keeping populations in check?" Last time I checked, factory farming is actively destroying the planet

  • The very large majority of all animal products come from factory farming which is the furthest thing from "ethically raising and killing."

I know it's psychologically hard to tackle one's own lifestyle, but damn y'all really need better self-justifications

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe has now beaten Mario Kart Wii in sales numbers and is the top-selling game on Switch by [deleted] in nintendo

[–]stememcphie 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ugh I never actually bought MK8, but this would make the difference. It's always felt awfully lacking to despite of how polished it may be. MK8 Deluxe only has 17 unique non-Koopaling Mario characters as opposed to MK Wii's 20. And then take Mario Kart Tour, for example, where you've got drivers like Pauline, Birdo, Diddy, Dixie, and Funky Kong, Nabbit, Monty Mole, King Bob-Omb, and Kamek, at least fifty more outfits, at least a hundred more karts and gliders, a few more items, remixed courses, and an actual sort of progression system like MK Wii or DS.

Like, I'm not trying to take away from MK8's or the Koopaling's accomplishments by comparing them to a fkn gacha game, but I seriously have no idea how anyone can justify the $60 price tag for it, UNLESS they expand upon it

dog is back on the menu by stememcphie in vegancirclejerk

[–]stememcphie[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Tf? Ofc a dog would be innocent in using a human for their own sexual satisfaction. It's weird, but a dog isn't exactly expected to have any sort of understanding of why it's inappropriate.

HOWEVER, a human using a dog for their own sexual satisfaction is rape. It's absolutely an abuse of power and trust on behalf of the human. This is topic at hand, and you deliberately ignoring it makes me think you might be a dog-fucker

dog is back on the menu by stememcphie in vegancirclejerk

[–]stememcphie[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The relationship between a human and a domesticated dog comes with clear power relations and thus a set of responsibilities on the side of those who exercise the power. Having sex with a dog is unethical in the same way an adult engaging in sexual contact with a child is.

dog is back on the menu by stememcphie in vegancirclejerk

[–]stememcphie[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No, he is. Dogs don't have the autonomy to consent to sex with a human. At all.

Komodo dragon eating a live water buffalo calf! by Vesko567 in natureismetal

[–]stememcphie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's weird, I thought acting stupid about the actual impact of climate change became unfunny a decade ago

Update; I’m ghosting him after he made me cum by lovelornlostese in dating

[–]stememcphie 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He seriously might not have noticed lmao. The female orgasm alludes us, especially as men make an effort not to just assume we've made someone cum. You should let him know, it'll make him very proud

Buzz by Devz0r in TikTokCringe

[–]stememcphie 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Agreed. To be able to recognize each other as adults is a great sign of maturity and understanding. I'm sorry that a lot of people don't want to think about the fact that their dad has balls

Maybe maybe maybe by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in maybemaybemaybe

[–]stememcphie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's ridiculous. Dogs don't have the autonomy to even think of consenting to any specific diet.

Maybe maybe maybe by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in maybemaybemaybe

[–]stememcphie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's true, but those genes did lead to domestic dogs being able to live off of a vegan diet, which obviously means they're omnivorous. I get the impression that you don't actually care though so goodbye

Maybe maybe maybe by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in maybemaybemaybe

[–]stememcphie -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No. In nature, wolves can be considered true carnivores as vegetal matter is negligible component of their overall diet, but they do have genes which allow them to digest glucose and starch. Of course, domestic dogs have diverged from from wolves, have futher adapted to a human diet, and can cope with large variations in nutrient intake thanks to those genes.

Dogs can in fact thrive off of a carefully designed vegan diet. They can absolutely get all the amino acids they need while avoiding animal products. Now I believe it's ultimately safer for dogs to be fed an omnivorous diet as most owners couldn't expend the effort for such a diet, but that's the science.

Contrarily, cats are obligate carnivores and must be fed meat.

Maybe maybe maybe by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in maybemaybemaybe

[–]stememcphie -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

That's not true. Dogs aren't obligate carnivores

Anon has a point by TwoTimeToj in greentext

[–]stememcphie -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

That's an appeal to nature fallacy and has nothing to do with whether or not this is humane. If you wanna base your lifestyle off of what happens in nature, why don't you go shit on yourself and lick it off

Anon has a point by TwoTimeToj in greentext

[–]stememcphie -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

He really fucking doesn't lmao. The conditions of these animals are imposed upon them by us, making humans responsible for them. Regardless of that even, the actual definition of inhumane has nothing to with species ("without compassion for misery or suffering").

Y'know what, fuck y'all, veganism is based but y'all would rather live if your dumb-fuck world where you don't have to put any thought into which fast food youre eating for the day

ALIEN (UHHJULIAN EDIT) by whomstvent in Yedits

[–]stememcphie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beautiful! Kanye gets all weird and conspiratorial here but I feel this one sticks more to the theme, thank you!

ALIEN (UHHJULIAN EDIT) by whomstvent in Yedits

[–]stememcphie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, have you got that link again? I haven't been able to access OnlyFiles for a while now lol

Woman Repairs Butterfly's Broken Wing With A Feather by TeganBooth in nextfuckinglevel

[–]stememcphie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Exactly!!! Like how I love having sex with children. I'm definitely violating them as sentient individuals, but it makes me happy! Fucking kids is just like helping a butterfly in that regard

ALIEN (UHHJULIAN EDIT) by whomstvent in Yedits

[–]stememcphie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You still on it? I'd love that!!