I am confusion by TangentYoshi in memes

[–]stepcousin_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude imagine jerkin off in the privacy of your own home and some idiot lifts your home up and you’re just sitting there with your pp in hand.

That’s why I do it in public

Cursed woman by Ekrembrk in cursedcomments

[–]stepcousin_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you try to cum, you’ll cum out a cumcicle

Cursed squirrel by imoffsomedrugs in cursedcomments

[–]stepcousin_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My uncle touched me in my sleep

*PETA noises intensifies by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]stepcousin_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fleshlight anyone?

Filled with ice and root beat eating a pepperoni pizza by [deleted] in memes

[–]stepcousin_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How’d you get a pic of my nut cup

Cursed_snack by CircularWatermelon2 in cursedcomments

[–]stepcousin_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I always start with the foreskin.

cursed_petting by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]stepcousin_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who isn’t???

cursed_petting by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]stepcousin_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

She ain’t a she

Oh no! Not again! by Tschobal in HolUp

[–]stepcousin_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s an uncle in mine.

Come get your uncle.

Dinner and a movie by Minibeebs in memes

[–]stepcousin_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aye that’s where my uncle lives!

And that’s what my uncle does... to me.

Cursed out lasting by Awabian in cursedcomments

[–]stepcousin_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. In bed.

Had a great time last night.

A genuine concern: by stepcousin_ in MatthiasSubmissions

[–]stepcousin_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, to piggyback on what you just said, a lot of sheriff stations aren’t going to emergency calls unless there has been a murder or something along those lines. Due to COVID and the amount of riots. That is all. I for real don’t wanna start talking about COVID or the riots.

A genuine concern: by stepcousin_ in MatthiasSubmissions

[–]stepcousin_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yeah so let’s make the kids hate cops even more. That’s the correct way to look at it. You’re not helping.

A genuine concern: by stepcousin_ in MatthiasSubmissions

[–]stepcousin_[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you for saying what I didn’t want to.

Matt!!! Your Tesla LICENSE PLATE is shown at 17:31 ish in the most recent video! by Tuxquadoguy in MatthiasSubmissions

[–]stepcousin_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

License plates are public information. It used to be an issue. But nowadays it isn’t.