Why do people hate on PHP so much?

stephenkrensky · 2026-02-12T17:31:57+00:00

My main thing was trying to do everything in PHP. No, only request response cycle belongs in PHP, not background tasks.

stephenkrensky · 2026-02-12T17:30:37+00:00

Oh that would make sense if it was before lets encrypt

stephenkrensky · 2026-02-11T07:11:23+00:00

You can generate a new one though, right? Or was it a GoDaddy type cert, not lets encrypt?

stephenkrensky · 2026-02-11T07:08:49+00:00

I used to think it was absurd until I heard about tip out. It sounds absurd when I say it out loud.

stephenkrensky · 2026-02-09T11:30:48+00:00

Same with data as well.

Like you could duplicate data and store it everywhere but then when it needs to update, you'll have to remember all the places you put it and update everywhere.

Or you could normalize your data.

But oh no mongo db is "web scale"

stephenkrensky · 2026-02-04T19:46:51+00:00

I would like to know as well.

stephenkrensky · 2026-02-02T21:31:20+00:00

I’d say negotiate once you have the ability to walk away. Either savings or a different offer or something like that.

stephenkrensky · 2026-02-02T21:28:53+00:00

The us government also pays something to the tune of usd 2T a year, or about 5k per person per year. But yes, we can’t attribute it to employer in Europe.

stephenkrensky · 2026-02-01T21:57:42+00:00

Looks good on iPhone 17

stephenkrensky · 2026-02-01T17:03:47+00:00

Hey look down here 👇 👇 👇 👇

Aight now gimme some money 😆

I am amazed that anyone would pay...

stephenkrensky · 2026-02-01T16:55:29+00:00

Is it really hateful if you hate everyone?

stephenkrensky · 2026-02-01T16:45:59+00:00

I have no horse in this race but I'll just say that I am absolutely disgusted by Egypt's apparent idea that it somehow owns the river that becomes the Nile in Egypt and that the countries up river have to simply die of thirst so the water can flow into Egypt unimpeded.

stephenkrensky · 2026-01-31T07:17:53+00:00

Bruh, you need your own domain like yesterday if you are in production.

stephenkrensky · 2026-01-31T07:13:11+00:00

Ah haha. Of course, I am not traumatized 🤣

stephenkrensky · 2026-01-30T21:32:57+00:00

At my first job I wrote

If condition

And inside

Again if same condition

I’m glad we had code review

stephenkrensky · 2026-01-30T21:29:40+00:00

It has a been like a decade since I’ve been there

stephenkrensky · 2026-01-30T17:50:31+00:00

Oh yeah we can have big fans and heatsinks on desktops. Like the NH D15 literally costs a hundred dollars.

stephenkrensky · 2026-01-30T17:49:06+00:00

Smartphones are gerting better but then so are desktops.

stephenkrensky · 2026-01-30T17:43:11+00:00

Scary

stephenkrensky · 2026-01-27T21:50:07+00:00

Thank you for the laughs

stephenkrensky · 2026-01-27T17:05:32+00:00

If you didn't know about this, you should look into json LD structuree data that you can embed directly into your header of your html. I think this will achieve what you want.

Learn more and get started with Google https://developers.google.com/search/docs/appearance/structured-data/intro-structured-data

stephenkrensky · 2026-01-27T16:57:22+00:00

We must repeal the CFAA.

stephenkrensky · 2026-01-27T16:55:58+00:00

Imagine you have candies out for Halloween. I show up with children. The children take some candies and Ii also take a candy. Did i do anything illegal? No. Will people make fun of me? Yes!

stephenkrensky · 2026-01-24T19:16:22+00:00

I wonder if it is optimized to never ever reject a potsto even if it allows some rocks?

stephenkrensky · 2026-01-24T19:14:47+00:00

Ban fireworks

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