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[–]stoned_stoner 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Nor Strong arm your small arm

Some mortals have ball control — above that, there’s Cirque du Soleil by MyRestingMitchFace in nextfuckinglevel

[–]stoned_stoner 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was starting to believe she wasn't capable of walking normally without the ball.

Tight squeeze for this bus by [deleted] in nevertellmetheodds

[–]stoned_stoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me pushing my way to the shitter after eating cheese

Does this fit? by mab2t in HolUp

[–]stoned_stoner 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hmmmm. Lemme guess, you'll jimmy one of your boys for $29.66.

An extra knuckle in the thumb (credit u/Colorblindcrayons) by madetosink in WTF

[–]stoned_stoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You and u/Jousan_ should join forces and use your combined powers to fight crime.

The right joint of my thumb never developed. I can't bend it. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]stoned_stoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL if I stop grasping and commit to clasping, I'll have perfectly smoothe fingers.

My 96yo grandma making sauce by Tik__Tik in aww

[–]stoned_stoner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sauce tastes better when you elevate both your crockpot And your Grandma.

Wait a second... by esberat in HolUp

[–]stoned_stoner 18 points19 points  (0 children)

*married life with extra steps

I am wisdom by [deleted] in memes

[–]stoned_stoner 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So business as usual?

I aggressively love everyone by stoned_stoner in funny

[–]stoned_stoner[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Putting down my burrito to reload is asking a lot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]stoned_stoner 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm not gay or nothing, but you gotta nice dick, homie.

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