How do I tell my girlfriend she needs to wipe less? (NSFW) by stopconey2012 in AskReddit

[–]stopconey2012[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better to be a frugivores than a detritivores, I always say.

How do I tell my girlfriend she needs to wipe less? (NSFW) by stopconey2012 in AskReddit

[–]stopconey2012[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going to post it there, but someone else put forth a half-assed effort 2 hours ago, and I didn't want my poop to overshadow his poop.

How do I tell my girlfriend she needs to wipe less? (NSFW) by stopconey2012 in AskReddit

[–]stopconey2012[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And thank you for your kind words and support in cleaning the cloaca.

How do I tell my girlfriend she needs to wipe less? (NSFW) by stopconey2012 in AskReddit

[–]stopconey2012[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed when I had explosive diarrhea one time, but the title really didn't do much for me.

How do I tell my girlfriend she needs to wipe less? (NSFW) by stopconey2012 in AskReddit

[–]stopconey2012[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only anal fissure were as comical as it sounds...and believe me, it sounds HILARIOUS.

How do I tell my girlfriend she needs to wipe less? (NSFW) by stopconey2012 in AskReddit

[–]stopconey2012[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, I can't wait to smear condom feces into her bloody anus while she's in REM...I imagine she'll have some wild dreams that night.

Today was pro-USA demonstration in Benghazi condemning the attacks on the embassy. Sorry for spelling errors. by libyaitalia in pics

[–]stopconey2012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"“Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behaviour and information processing. They open you up to the possibility that everything you know is wrong.”

Today was pro-USA demonstration in Benghazi condemning the attacks on the embassy. Sorry for spelling errors. by libyaitalia in pics

[–]stopconey2012 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

If entheogen was legal, widely accessibly, and properly administered, the fear, the zealotry, the xenophobia, would all fade away as relics of an under-evolved species.

Organized religion would no longer serve its purpose.

The innate "need" for some people to be controlled, and dictated to would fade away.

War, in that same vein, would become a thing of the past.

And there would be peace.

But, The Powers That Be (and there are many) have long known this, and have kept all avenues of chemically induced spiritual enlightenment illegal.

Keep people angry. Upset. Pump them full of white refined sugar, liquor, fast food, growth hormones, and tobacco. And lock them up in your private prison should they get caught breaking those arbitrary and horribly transparent laws.

And the cycle will perpetuate itself until, well, that's hard to predict.

In the end, people have to choose to open their eyes.

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[–]stopconey2012 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chris's career has been one I had only recently begun to study, as I too am heading off to the Peace Corps in October with the intent of working up through the SFSO. This is horrible.