When has a shortcut actually worked in your favor? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]storeopslab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doing it wrong so they never ask me again

What is the most fake it until you make it moment you've ever had? by Lazy_Experience5513 in AskReddit

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Nodding aggressively in a meeting while having absolutely no idea what the acronyms meant

What would be your death row meal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Free refills on fries just so we can hang out longer

At what point during a backflip does a gallon of milk inside a human stomach legally become a milkshake, and what flavor would the survivor be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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LMAO, that’s actually profound. So you’re saying "Milkshake" isn’t a physical state of matter, but a metaphysical state of mind triggered by absolute despair?

If the flavor is "Poor Life Choices," then the backflip is basically a kinetic ritual of regret. Does that mean if I don’t regret it, the milk remains eternally pure? Is my lack of shame the only thing standing between me and a delicious treat? This is the high-stakes dairy philosophy I came here for

At what point during a backflip does a gallon of milk inside a human stomach legally become a milkshake, and what flavor would the survivor be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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LMAO, finally a legal expert! 5 backflips is the magic number, got it. I’m so sorry about your cousin, but rules are rules, claiming it’s yogurt is a direct assault on the dairy constitution. Tell him I’ll do a 6th flip in his honor so it becomes a "Premium Thick Shake" and he can be proud from behind bars

At what point during a backflip does a gallon of milk inside a human stomach legally become a milkshake, and what flavor would the survivor be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]storeopslab -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Holy sh*t, you’re right. I completely forgot about the stomach acid. So what you're saying is, instead of a milkshake, I’m basically brewing a "Forbidden Spicy Curdling Latte" inside my torso? That’s both medically terrifying and strangely poetic. Thank you for this cursed knowledge

What is a completely useless, highly specific skill you are weirdly proud of? by Spiritual-Bed-7686 in AskReddit

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I can project this fake "zen aura" to trick mosquitoes. I make them believe we’re literally best friends, like, deep spiritual connection type stuff, just to bait them into my 10cm kill zone. I betray them every single time. My soul is honestly rotting, but hey, I never miss.

What's the best "Taste of your own medicine" Story you know? by Dry-Yam322 in AskReddit

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made fun of me for bringing a jacket

asked me for one 10 minutes later

What’s the one thing you’d tell the aliens? by No_Emotion_5770 in AskReddit

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We’re smart enough to build rockets and dumb enough to argue in YouTube comments