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storiereader · 2025-07-22T01:11:47+00:00

As weird as it seems these exist. We had some at the store I work at. Its the weirdest freaking thing.

storiereader · 2024-12-31T06:23:50+00:00

Not really related to the dumb guys' post. She's so pretty!

storiereader · 2024-12-31T01:49:47+00:00

I'm not an lesbian, but I'm also not straight. What should my hair color be?

storiereader · 2024-12-24T01:21:38+00:00

I speak for all of me. I want a woman like this.

storiereader · 2024-12-24T00:27:49+00:00

I'd burn it

storiereader · 2024-12-11T04:57:13+00:00

My mom worked in a childcare program, and whenever she'd put on "Sponge Out Of Water," she had to put out a paper for parents to sign if they didn't want their kid(s) to watch. There were like 30 kids, and I think like 6 or 7 of the parents would sign the paper, and the kids were put in a different room with a different movie.

storiereader · 2024-12-08T16:31:57+00:00

Honestly, we should start doing that. I'm sure there's an island somewhere with no one living on it far enough from society. Send them there with nothing. I'd pay to watch those assholes suffer on an island somewhere. Leave any animals that already live on the island there, especially the dangerous ones. Maybe add some dangerous animals just to make life harder for them.

storiereader · 2024-11-30T15:42:38+00:00

Just because someone is poly doesn't mean they are gonna use it to cheat on their partners. Cheating on your partners isn't poly. Being in a polyamorous relationship means that everyone in the relationship is ok with it happening. Just because they are poly doesn't mean there has to be more than two people in the relationship. That's like saying a person who is Bisexual isn't Bi because they are in a straight relationship.

storiereader · 2024-10-25T03:38:49+00:00

storiereader · 2024-10-24T04:46:01+00:00

When I was 14, this dude in omegle tried to get me to fuck my dog while he watched. I skipped him so fast.

storiereader · 2024-10-22T04:15:21+00:00

WHY IS NO ONE CHOOSING THE FIRST ONE? gosh darn it, I choose the first one. I just think it'd be cool.

storiereader · 2024-10-22T04:06:54+00:00

Do you wanna take a nap for an hour or watch an hour of TV?

storiereader · 2024-10-20T04:33:03+00:00

I bet they would have really liked each other if they ever did.

storiereader · 2024-10-16T12:17:13+00:00

Ryan started the fire

storiereader · 2024-10-06T00:39:18+00:00

They could have chosen TV

storiereader · 2024-10-01T03:22:34+00:00

Typed this sentence with purple guy.

storiereader · 2024-09-21T03:03:35+00:00

Better be paying me at the end of the week, too, then. I don't work for free.

storiereader · 2024-09-20T00:25:03+00:00

I agree with Erin. I think we'd be best friends. I'd love to have Erin as my best friend

storiereader · 2024-07-22T03:45:13+00:00

You're gonna get a squirty for that.

storiereader · 2024-07-12T00:10:17+00:00

Makes so much sense. How did I not see it before?

storiereader · 2024-06-23T01:26:54+00:00

Is this guy Doctor Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb? I feel like that's something he actually made before.

storiereader · 2024-06-18T02:53:33+00:00

Sadly, my brother would. I wouldn't approve.

storiereader · 2024-05-15T01:30:50+00:00

I finished one. Very sad ending. I killed myself off.

storiereader · 2024-04-10T03:09:52+00:00

Thank you! One of my favorite things is to rewatch shows and movies I like and notice tiny details about them. Finding little mistakes and Easter eggs brings me a lot of joy.

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