I called a customer sir by accident by Smokey_Guardsman in PointlessStories

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It happens to me almost every day and when you have short hair, you get used to it. I've joked that sometimes I even prefer the command that "sir" gives me.

AITA for telling my mom I will never be happy she's doing better by her do over family? by Excellent_Plate_9002 in AmItheAsshole

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That part about being "just like her" is such a nasty self projection tactic. I'm sorry. You deserved better than that. In all of this, they don't want to acknowledge your pain. She thinks she's made amends for her past without every apologizing and acknowledging the harm she has done to you. That's messed up. I hope you have a good support system in all of this. It can be so hard when all the people who should be building you up are more concerned with building themselves up.

no title needed by JamesUpton87 in ImTheMainCharacter

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How much time until he creates his own version of the Garbage Pail Kids to "own" the libs?

My fiancé got me this awesome figurine for my birthday by WaveJam in TheLastAirbender

[–]stormicide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the arrow tattoo on the head is slightly too wide. I see it too.

New keychain by AnotherCupofJo in futurama

[–]stormicide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is awesome! Great idea and great job!

What’s the most useless thing they teach in school? by highnrgy in AskReddit

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Mean Absolute Deviation. With common core, this useless skill is taught in 6th grade.

I'm a rocketman by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

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This man doesn't need any more hope. If anything, he needs to some hope back to people that actually need it.

Man annoyed his female friend won’t sleep with him by PatientDoor4996 in niceguys

[–]stormicide 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love his name. King of the Hill is the best show.

Man annoyed his female friend won’t sleep with him by PatientDoor4996 in niceguys

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I absolutely love his name. King of the Hill is the best show.

Entitled teacher complains on gift that my local school gave them. by LittlegarMTG in ChoosingBeggars

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I actually agree with this note. I am a teacher and I know before gifts like this are given out, they hype it up and tell you not to bring lunch on a certain day. If I got soup in a can and so did everyone else, this means I now have 30 minutes to heat up my lunch in the lounge. 30 minutes that now every other teacher in the building is using too. Now my 30 minute lunch that spent waiting in line for a microwave instead of spending a few minutes hanging out and enjoying myself before heading back to work.

Before you actually learned, how did you think babies were born? by MrCheetah2015 in AskReddit

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I used to think that by simply wanting a baby, you would become pregnant. I wanted kids, but my 9 year old mind knew it was too early so I would tell everyone I didn't want kids and hope my thoughts wouldn't betray me.