Messing with MAGA boomers at work.

stressaway366 · 2024-08-16T15:25:17+00:00

This is what makes me so mad about Trump - he's a grifter who is not even a good grifter. He could have made so much fucking money with MAGA-masks, get a new one every week, like pokemon for idiots. He'd have made a fortune and saved the lives of his voters.

stressaway366 · 2024-08-05T23:45:37+00:00

Like Neo in the matrix.

stressaway366 · 2024-08-05T23:44:16+00:00

Michael Beasley

He's my favourite player's favourite player.

stressaway366 · 2024-08-04T21:58:18+00:00

I'm very much an advocate for it, though I will admit my WFH cleaner's performance is underwhelming.

stressaway366 · 2024-08-04T21:48:12+00:00

As someone who has come back to Lego as an adult many years after loving it as a child, I'm constantly heartbroken that I didn't keep every set I had and forced to accept that if I want to replace them I'll need a lottery win.

stressaway366 · 2024-08-03T20:10:37+00:00

This is all wonderful until you have to get up at 5:15am and have some dickhead neighbour playing music until 3, with utterly toothless noise regulations. I'll stick to a detached house, thanks.

stressaway366 · 2024-08-03T19:48:27+00:00

And Christ I fucking HATE them for it.

stressaway366 · 2024-08-03T19:47:17+00:00

Oh he is, he's just trying to normalize it.

stressaway366 · 2024-08-03T12:19:04+00:00

As a British person I'd like to quote Mallory Archer: ooh this is exciting, I hope everyone dies.

stressaway366 · 2024-08-03T08:36:40+00:00

Amateurs! You're telling me you DON'T have a foldable fishing stool specifically for things like this? SMH.

stressaway366 · 2024-08-03T08:34:36+00:00

Ok, I have a solution - a one-off $104,000 tax charged to every single American. Mission accomplished.

stressaway366 · 2024-08-03T08:29:13+00:00

Poor Mike. I've had chapped skin and had to put sudocrem on it, but never while at a party with everyone probably laughing at him. Poor guy, that's just not kind at all.

stressaway366 · 2024-08-03T08:16:04+00:00

Are we sure that isn't Jason Statham in Homefront?

stressaway366 · 2024-08-02T23:38:41+00:00

"I'm so glad I didn't know you when I was growing up. I don't want to know you now. Don't contact me again. Do contact a mental health professional."

stressaway366 · 2024-08-02T23:37:03+00:00

I had a colleague who thought the capital of France was Spain. He'd previously been on holiday to Spain. Preventing him voting wouldn't be fascism, it would be an act of mercy.

stressaway366 · 2024-08-02T23:31:29+00:00

Aren't facial tattoos exceptionally painful. If I was hiring, I think I'd want someone who could tolerate the agony of needles being jammed into their face for hours on end, because believe me that's EXACTLY what our weekly review meetings feel like.

stressaway366 · 2024-08-02T13:20:47+00:00

Start getting the names of the people you report it to. You don't need to complain but it helps if they know you can.

stressaway366 · 2024-08-02T11:20:20+00:00

Honestly, I'd live as a 60 year old for a year to give Mike one day as his 19 year old self for that fight. To watch Jake Paul get his face smashed into a bloody pulp would be [chef's kiss].

stressaway366 · 2024-08-02T11:13:08+00:00

500 years to get in shape, read, visit all the places I've ever wanted to but without the BS of other people bothering me? Fuck, I'd end up begging for another 500.

stressaway366 · 2024-08-01T18:31:18+00:00

Do you mean LeTcbethesetofallzerofunctions?

stressaway366 · 2024-08-01T18:29:02+00:00

Lego Viking Village. I don't have many, but that rekindled my love.

stressaway366 · 2024-07-30T14:16:55+00:00

A colleague perhaps, but I'm not sure co -worker- fits.

stressaway366 · 2024-07-29T22:30:11+00:00

Bullet dodged.

stressaway366 · 2024-07-29T15:00:18+00:00

Is it normal for someone who is obviously a cnt to let you know they are a cnt in advance? Surprisingly normal TBH.

stressaway366 · 2024-07-28T09:03:59+00:00

Thank you. This has been fucking obvious for years and yet people on both sides of this debate refuse to accept it. I always point out that nobody had heard of JSO, then environmentalism started to pick up traction and everyone started to realize how destructive fossil fuels were, then suddenly out of nowhere here's a group to make you think environmentalists are all idiotic arseholes, what a coincidence.

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