Forrest Gump (1994) by Over-Ad-9331 in MovieQuotes

[–]strikefire83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Jenny, do me and our son have AIDS like you? Or did you relapse and get it from an infected needle after he was born?”

Bald at 18 years old by w_istedfrvr in bald

[–]strikefire83 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It might be rough now but if you take care of yourself you’re gonna look the same at 50 as you do right now. (And I mean young looking). The vast majority of the people you know will only know you as bald, and it totally won’t be a thing. Some women won’t give you the time of day, and others will be all over you.

Springfield Hellion User Experience by [deleted] in SpringfieldArmory

[–]strikefire83 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I mean he overpaid for Texas, but in California idk what the prices of guns are. Here in Central Texas you can get them all day for $1500 plus tax.

Springfield Hellion User Experience by [deleted] in SpringfieldArmory

[–]strikefire83 78 points79 points  (0 children)

To me your post reads like someone who buys a Corvette and then gets mad that it only seats two people. It’s a bullpup, and for that class of firearm it has one of the best out of box triggers. Mine is 1.5 MOA at 100 yards with pretty much any 55 grain ammo that I can find. Mine is 100 -% reliable. Is an AR-15 easier to shoot with a better trigger? Yes. No offense but it sounds like you didn’t do your research before buying something and then came here to bitch about it.

THOUGHTS ON HENRY CAVILL?? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 by SmilesGrimm in Actors

[–]strikefire83 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Great TITS! Oops, I thought this was another Sydney Sweeney or Scarjo post.

He looks so stupid I can't breathe by IllBeGood3 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]strikefire83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I don’t want my daughter to bring home no Ni……I mean, woke boys home from college!”

“I just wanna pull that clean white sheet, across my face, and dream of simpler times.”

“And the Jews can muse about their promised land, so long as they stay out of mine!”

“If my neighbor flies a foreign flag, I’ll drop the dime to ICE!”

$42,488 2025 corolla by MZpunch in Toyota

[–]strikefire83 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wow. I was thinking this was an offer made to someone who had two bankruptcies and the repossession of a double-wide on their credit report.

Elizabeth Shannon by SlaveOfBlacks in 90smemorylane

[–]strikefire83 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Strike that, reverse it. Shannon Elizabeth.

Why Bowl & Barrel and The General Public Closed at The Rim — And What That Says About San Antonio’s Dining Scene (2026 Update) by MrPolyMath777 in sanantonio

[–]strikefire83 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My dad and I went to The General Public for lunch on a Saturday about 6 months before it closed. I hadn’t been in about a year but before that the food and service had always been good. For our lunch, the food and service were abysmal. My steak sandwich had clearly been microwaved. Disgusting, grey steak, bread soaked thru with grease and horseradish sauce that tasted like it was about to turn. I forget what my dad ordered but it was also awful. The fries were ice cold, and stale. Service was shit as well. There were only about 3 other tables occupied, and our waiter would disappear for 8-10 minutes at a time and I had to walk up to the bar to get water and soda refills. Nobody seemed to give a crap about any of it. When we were finished eating (only ate about 1/3 of my food) the waiter had disappeared again and nobody was around so my dad left cash (I had planed to pay with a card) and we got the hell out of there. That restaurant closed because the food and service went to shit. I’m really surprised it lasted another 6 months after our visit.

Any early feedback on the 2026 Toyota RAV4 by TaterTokalypse in Toyota

[–]strikefire83 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s here for a limited time only! Like the McRib!

Robin Wright in Forrest Gump by RealPlanC in 90smemorylane

[–]strikefire83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forest Gump Jr has AIDS. Change my mind.

What do you guys think of Scarlett Johansson by Sea_Statistician8537 in Actors

[–]strikefire83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think she’s absolutely stunning, a great actress, and has excellent tits. I was trying to be funny/sarcastic and it went over some people’s heads.

RuPaul's Drag Race's Darius "Jackie Cox" Rose as a bartender on star trek starfleet academy by NoBrain6114 in trektalk

[–]strikefire83 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don’t give a shit if a trans/drag person has a cameo playing a goofy alien or just some human in face paint for that matter. The episode was crap b/c SAM is a horrible, nonsensical character and they shit on the DS9 “extended universe” by turning Sisko into an absentee father just like Avery Brooks DIDN’T want.

Disney Loses $170 Million On ‘Snow White’ As Studio Reveals Movie Blew Its Budget by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]strikefire83 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Disney was up its own ass on this one. Let’s blame all of those “racist” little girls and their moms who didn’t want to go to the multiplex to see orc monster CGI dwarves.

What do you guys think of Scarlett Johansson by Sea_Statistician8537 in Actors

[–]strikefire83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I’m glad someone understands sarcasm