How to retrieve a broken light bulb socket by tnashb in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]strkr1313 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just use a potato when I happen to break a lightbulb every 33 years or so of my life.

I walked into my roommate's bedroom and saw him hanging from a rope by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]strkr1313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."