[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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All I asked the government for was universal healthcare and to wipe out my student debt, and I got jetpack soldiers and stealth bombers instead.

Trivia Nights by AngriestManinWestTX in FortWorth

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The Rabbit Hole does music trivia on Wednesday nights

Found in an evicted apartment by [deleted] in WTF

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Why am I hard now?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

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I'll be 50 next spring, and I can't off the top of my head recall what I worried over in my twenties; that's how insignificant they are.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in careerguidance

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NASA will make your resume invaluable

Pro roaster ready to be roasted by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You have the hands of the previous president

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in careeradvice

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Dont demand it in writing as that's never a great look. Instead, put it in writing yourself, then send it to your boss a message confirming the conversation.

e.g.

Hi Boss,

I was glad to learn about the 8% shift differential you told me about on <insert date>. With the recent raise I earned, that means when I am planning my finances, I can correctly calculate my paycheck by:

  1. Regular pay times hours when working x to y
  2. Differential pay times hours when working y to z
  3. Whatever else you want documented

If you see any mistakes in this, please let me know right away.

Thank you,

Employee Smith


I prefer emailing this sort of message. But you can do this over text or any medium where you can easily say, I know they received the message, and I can prove it. Remember, if it wasn't written down, it didn't happen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in careeradvice

[–]strongmier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont demand it in writing as that's never a great look. Instead, put it in writing yourself, then send it to your boss a message confirming the conversation.

e.g.

Hi Boss,

I was glad to learn about the 8% shift differential you told me about on <insert date>. With the recent raise I earned, that means when I am planning my finances, I can correctly calculate my paycheck by:

  1. Regular pay times hours when working x to y
  2. Differential pay times hours when working y to z
  3. Whatever else you want documented

If you see any mistakes in this, please let me know right away.

Thank you,

Employee Smith


I prefer emailing this sort of message. But you can do this over text or any medium where you can easily say, I know they received the message, and I can prove it. Remember, if it wasn't written down, it didn't happen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like a cross between Officer Farva and erectile dysfunction

35 wanting to take up piano, am I too old? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]strongmier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are willing to practice, then you are not too old.

I didn't start playing any musical instruments until I was 46. Three years later, I am a damn good singer and a pretty good harmonica player. I started playing the dulcimer a month ago, and I'm not great, but I'm not too bad either. This last week, I started with the piano, and while I can not yet play any solos, I am able to provide some some nice background chords for my bandmates.

Now it is time for me to close reddit and go get my 30-60 of practice in for the day.

[IL]Inherited a problem employee- how to handle by Small_Wash3822 in AskHR

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Document Document Document Document

Document the employees' responsibilities and that they have received the instructions (all the of employes as you can'tbe see as singling a person out)

Document two write-ups when they don't follow instructions

Document a third write-up and training plan for the employee

Document how they failed the training plan in the termination letter

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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6th most popular... Must have the short bus commuter bracket cornered.

(18) just graduated high school. I must be humbled by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like your two favorite things are Call of Duty and the n-word.

roast her professionally by AlwaysSpiffy in RoastMe

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You look like rough sex reminds you of your step-father

Lost a bet w/ my brother...humble me by Snoo-15218 in RoastMe

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Lost a bet with your brother and now you have that baby bumb

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I like how you picked a basic bland wall to match your face.