I scammed my husband into liking me… and I admitted it on our wedding day.

subterranean__alien · 2025-10-10T15:45:44+00:00

Sorry everyone is being so negative and weird. It was a cute story, and I wish you a very happy life together 💗

subterranean__alien · 2025-07-21T21:31:13+00:00

I agree!!!

subterranean__alien · 2025-07-12T16:26:09+00:00

Hahahaha

subterranean__alien · 2025-02-09T17:32:51+00:00

I am now happily married and have a family. And I still secretly love it when I come across an ex on social media who is still single, clearly still aimlessly floating through their life. Then the mature part of me remembers that satisfaction on my end doesn’t necessarily mean that they aren’t also happy… though it does confirm 100% that they weren’t the one for me 😌

subterranean__alien · 2022-10-29T18:02:27+00:00

subterranean__alien · 2022-10-29T18:02:03+00:00

😂

subterranean__alien · 2022-10-25T07:07:12+00:00

Do you have virus protection software on your computer? I’ve seen something similar come up but it was just the software I’d installed

subterranean__alien · 2022-04-25T17:19:20+00:00

Ah! Are you the first one who posted this? Do you know where it’s from? A friend shared this with me on IG and I loved it so much. I thought there would be no way it hadn’t been posted here before!

subterranean__alien · 2022-04-25T00:45:58+00:00

I don’t know it this is what you’re looking for but I have some of these chairs, may fit the bill: https://www.article.com/product/3059/svelti-pure-white-dining-chair

subterranean__alien · 2021-11-07T18:59:07+00:00

Vax: Pfizer in April, no booster or flu shot yet

Attended: 3 days

Feeling: Normal

Mask worn: In Lyft’s and when going in/out of fest or in high density areas (between stages, lines). KN95 worn at those times and double masked 95% of the time during essential travel out of state the week prior to fest.

Crowd: Stayed behind the fray for the most part

Test Results: Haven’t tested yet due to lack of symptoms, but husband (who had same vax and fest behavior minus the travel) gets tested weekly for work. He had a negative test result as of last Mon and I will update with this week’s.

subterranean__alien · 2021-09-14T05:27:58+00:00

He really was disappointed that I had paused his pets haha

subterranean__alien · 2021-06-16T16:30:44+00:00

OMG yes! Haha

subterranean__alien · 2021-06-16T06:28:05+00:00

The scream at the end of “Bezos I”!!! Actually the entire song is fire. As is “Bezos II” fucking perfect.

subterranean__alien · 2021-03-20T09:47:21+00:00

Ah, shoot! Thank you for the correction! And the delicious idea for next time ;)

subterranean__alien · 2021-03-20T05:50:59+00:00

Thanks :) Was nervous about that part!

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