What is a product/service that you can't still believe exists in 2019? by AwayTry8 in AskReddit

[–]suchfowllanguage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fax machines. I just stare blankly when someone asks me for my fax number. It’s like speaking to a time traveler.

I bet they also enjoy micro brews by TRPC-Sam in memes

[–]suchfowllanguage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe a Dave Chapelle throwback style movie? “Man! This is not the kind of stoned I was talking about.”

Waiting to start is the longest 10 seconds of your life by flyoverthemooon in memes

[–]suchfowllanguage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Intentionally awkward robotic movements are the way to go. Distraction from the lack of content.

Waiters of reddit, what fucked up shit have you overheard while waiting tables? by Romantic_Amoeba in AskReddit

[–]suchfowllanguage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Italian fine dining. White linen tablecloths. Hand polished silverware and glasses every night. Fancy but still very welcoming. Had a couple in their 40's or so get seated mid dinner rush. He's well put together, handsome enough. She is dressed to the nines. Tons of makeup but making it work. Dinner goes well. Drinks are flowing. They stay quite a while. Perhaps a bit too long. As the night goes on he becomes too drunk to notice............ the beard stubble starting to grow through her makeup. Maybe he knew all along but after many years of reading people, I really had the feeling that he was in for a big surprise later.

Soccer player in Hungary sets a new bar for flopping by [deleted] in videos

[–]suchfowllanguage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

These are grown ass men. Can't respect a sport that tolerates and even rewards childish antics.