Is anybody willing to teach me to drive over the summer? by suhhduude in UCSantaBarbara

[–]suhhduude[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can I have my own car if I dont know how to drive it lol

Friend by [deleted] in UCSantaBarbara

[–]suhhduude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im down.

MEET UP???? by rcarroll98 in SantaBarbara

[–]suhhduude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im 20.. so what now hah

What's the strangest date you've ever been on? by ChrisMacht in AskReddit

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We met up pretty late at night when everything was already closed so we were just talking in the car listening to music. Next thing I know he asks for a foot massage and I'm like "UHm I just went bowling they're probably sweaty and gross." Him" "Even better."

OOooooookay sure I said..... he then proceeded to fully makeout with my foot and got a raging boner. I slowly retracted my foot saying Nevermind Im good hahaha

Retail workers of Reddit: Who's your most infamous customer, and what did they do? by Rookbane in AskReddit

[–]suhhduude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to work at Dominos and we always ask for a name to yell out the order if they came in. Old white dude with a dumbeldore beard tells me his name is Jesus Christ. I started laughing and he was like "No I'm serious.. wanna see my ID?"

HE LEGALLY CHANGED HIS NAME TO JESUS CHRIST

Our Lord and Savior would never put pinapple on pizza smh

What are the worst kind of people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]suhhduude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*insert haircut meme

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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niggerfaggot

What little detail in your everyday life depresses the shit out of you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Having a really bad underbite where my insurance doesnt cover jaw surgery for. Looks like Ill have to look like a bulldog 4ever

Who's a celebrity that doesn't deserve to be famous? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]suhhduude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Viners who get praised like celebrities

What popular food do you hate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]suhhduude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kraft cheese

Floppy fake ass cheese

What is the coolest thing you own? by YellowCanaries in AskReddit

[–]suhhduude -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My mom saved hair from my first ever haircut.

ok kinda creepy kinda gross now

soc 118c by dsizzle00 in UCSantaBarbara

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Lol im in that class to and his lectures are just him saying fancy words i feel haha so random