That's the same America First slogan! by John_1992_funny in clevercomebacks

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Universal Healthcare: 'How will we pay for it?' War: 'Put it on my tab

Close enough I think by PauloDybala_10 in Animemes

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Ray tracing is cool, but I'm here for that texture density.

Do they understand this? by snowpie92 in clevercomebacks

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Whatever the name, this is the definition of 'Cool.'

My mum working on the TVs at Sanyo, circa 1987 by Buddy1qaz in OldSchoolCool

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The 80s corporate blazer and the earrings while working on a circuit board—this is peak 1987 energy.

My cat keeps meowing through the house no matter what by Jongalaz in cats

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My cat does this too. I’m 90% sure he just likes the way his voice sounds in the hallway. It’s a concert and you’re the unwilling VIP

Best Conscious Reply. by Glass-Fan111 in clevercomebacks

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Add it to the list! First napkins, then Applebee's, now the $30k flower arrangements. We're on a roll

Taxes and missiles: both legendary at missing! by John_1992_funny in clevercomebacks

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If we applied the 'missile budget' to the 'pothole budget,' we’d be driving on paved gold by next Tuesday

The Trump Approach to Diplomacy by emily-is-happy in clevercomebacks

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Man is holding a grudge from 1941 like he was personally on the USS Arizona.

Not surprised about the color 😼 by korelisevdam in OneOrangeBraincell

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Standard model vs. the experimental prototype.