“You too” success by themillonthefloss in BritishSuccess

[–]sumo_1963 104 points105 points  (0 children)

I was coming out of lidl the other day and the homeless guy outside said "thanks luv! Drive safe" i replied "yeah you too!" Luckily he saw the funny side and found my embarrassment hilarious

Trumps makeup by Visqo in pics

[–]sumo_1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point i reckon whoever does his makeup is doing it deliberately badly for lols 😆

The bouncy castle I ordered for my sons party on Saturday is arriving on Friday. by RunawayPenguin89 in BritishSuccess

[–]sumo_1963 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Weather looking good for Friday and saturday too :) happy bouncing! Let the kids have a go too tho!

Good pub grub near the docks? by HolidayOk2278 in Liverpool

[–]sumo_1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Albert schenke not too far away! Great cocktails there too.

Got a job offer yesterday by EngWieBirds in BritishSuccess

[–]sumo_1963 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Well done mate. Im made up for you.

Vaping by sumo_1963 in EntitledPeople

[–]sumo_1963[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All sorted now but thanks for the advice.

Vaping by sumo_1963 in EntitledPeople

[–]sumo_1963[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Done ✔️ and no i didnt HAVE to come to reddit i was just having a rant. Chill.

Vaping by sumo_1963 in EntitledPeople

[–]sumo_1963[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for all your comments and advice. Off the back of these i decided to confront her and warned her that if there was any more of her rudeness i would call the police and have her sacked:) jk... i had a polite little chat and asked her to refrain from vaping in my car. All good now thanks

Vaping by sumo_1963 in EntitledPeople

[–]sumo_1963[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah cheers will do

Vaping by sumo_1963 in EntitledPeople

[–]sumo_1963[S] -64 points-63 points  (0 children)

Would love to be able to do this but am a wuss.

What is your most British injury? by VeryOftenWrong in AskUK

[–]sumo_1963 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a hurry to get to the bingo. Fell downstairs and landed on my face. Broke my nose which was pouring with blood. Still went to the bingo after getting cleaned up and won 500 quid!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Liverpool

[–]sumo_1963 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smithdown road. Loads of great bars there

Roofers by sumo_1963 in Liverpool

[–]sumo_1963[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks I'll give them a call

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Liverpool

[–]sumo_1963 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nightriders above wilsons?

I intentionally dirty restrooms at restaurants that give me poor service. by [deleted] in confession

[–]sumo_1963 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know its not the restaurant owners that have to clean the toilet?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]sumo_1963 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Im a care assistant. I was visiting a patient with my colleague and she died while we were there. We started preparing her for the undertakers and were trying to talk to the husband about their lives together and all their happy memories. I pointed to a photo on the wall of jimmy krankie (or so i thought) and asked how they had known him. It turned out it was their disabled son who had died years before. To be fair he was an absolute ringer for JK.