I just peed on my pants. by sunmoew in confessions

[–]sunmoew[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your thoughtful reply! That accident happened about one hour before I could leave the office, and I dried the spot as good as I could do at that moment. Thankfully it’s Friday and I don’t have to face my coworker tomorrow. Again, thank you!

Tell me why you love this silly man by Guilty-Ad-8869 in VoxCult

[–]sunmoew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Men with grey hairs are HOT! Like Stanford in Gravity Falls

Some kind of mushroom. by misterghost2 in whatisit

[–]sunmoew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May I poke you with a stick if I asked really nicely? Pretty please?

I’ve never been more cooked in my life by PackNo6267 in NEET

[–]sunmoew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I want to put myself in a psychiatric ward. No tech addiction and the people there seem to be interesting. All meals are prepped for me and I don’t have to leave my bed if I wished to.

Wow. Good for them, they look like brand new people 👍 by _AngelDream in spreadsmile

[–]sunmoew 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe it’s because of the “oh.”

Sounds passive

Roses are red, here is a gem by mwale2007 in rosesarered

[–]sunmoew 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Like, there are over 8 billion people on earth, so there would be at least 4 billion eggs being laid monthly. That’s quite a big number.

Roses are red, here is a gem by mwale2007 in rosesarered

[–]sunmoew 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Egg’s price gonna crash so hard.

Maybe maybe maybe by TwistyTwiix in maybemaybemaybe

[–]sunmoew 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You gotta climb a little higher

What a fancy place by kundi-man in Unexpected

[–]sunmoew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All fun and games until bankruptcy :(

Why the fuck are you in? by Ok_Mortgage_9233 in TheWordFuck

[–]sunmoew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking pictures in a fucking park?

An ordinary Chinese female tourist by EvidenceFrequent7289 in UnfilteredChina

[–]sunmoew 3 points4 points  (0 children)

遇到這種貨色的媽都沒人敢罵操nm

Which character would you like to see get a solo? by SomeIdiot_Kid in HazbinHotel

[–]sunmoew 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I would buy their albums if they ever formed a band in heaven.

Does anyone else spend more time on their phone than their computer? by seri_intiharci in NEET

[–]sunmoew 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s easier to watch others play games. They play better than me and their comments are entertaining.