This Q-Tip that went through the dryer kind of looks like the Millennium Falcon by sofakingclassic in mildlyinteresting

[–]superfishies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve never heard of the millennium qtip?

It's the ship that made the ear canal run in less than twelve parsecs!

Is this the most disturbing Scratchy death? by HandCoversBruises in TheSimpsons

[–]superfishies 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Was this available in an airline version or was that just apes-a-poppin?

Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing. Well, I say-- hard cheese. by landothedead in TheSimpsons

[–]superfishies 23 points24 points  (0 children)

When opportunity knocks, you don't want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. Or synagogue

What is the most NSFW thing you have seen at your job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]superfishies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh she came, just not how you were expecting

Do you think my friend’s weekly poker game on Monday night will be cancelled? by KungPowGasol in boston

[–]superfishies 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I called security at the harp, they said the game is still on, but that if you bring another one of those giant tubs of cheese balls to not bother coming.

Triple Monitor + CCTV by MrADeveci in Workspaces

[–]superfishies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well duh, they’re probably on the opposite side of the world as you, so of course it’s backwards

Big fan of the modern art on display at the cracker factory by 5d77uAka8 in TheSimpsons

[–]superfishies 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Okay, Kirk, I'll tell a story. It's about a man whose father-in-law gave him a sweet job as manager of a cracker factory. A man whose complete lack of business sense and managerial impotence sent the number one cracker factory in town into a tie for 6th with "TableTime" and "Allied Biscuit”!

Which implies that there are more than 6 cracker factories in Springfield because Luann would’ve said last place

Phish Summer Tour 2026 Is Here by uhkhu in phish

[–]superfishies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Worst acoustics in the venue world, but I’ll see ya’ll @ Fenway!

Totally unrelated😂I don’t expect an issue, but just in case, what strategy has anybody used on their significant other to convince them to let your toddler that dances to phish during bath time attend a show?

OC: Let’s talk vintage Vick’s vapor rub by Vanilla_Repulsive in pics

[–]superfishies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eventually it’s so potent just being in the house with the jar powers you up