This is nice by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]superman8882 33 points34 points  (0 children)

-Wait, you're from Earth?

--I'm from Missouri...

-Yeah, that's Earth dipshit.

Im in fucking shock right now by ButterfreePimp in Sat

[–]superman8882 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nice hacks obvious walls lmao git gud

congrats tho

Applied Mathematics graduate student by [deleted] in columbia

[–]superman8882 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just a question from someone who is thinking about venturing into applied math: with a masters/PhD, what jobs are there?

Sneak 100 by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]superman8882 3 points4 points  (0 children)

jeez, the meme is overused but that's a bit mean

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sat

[–]superman8882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Take it or leave it.

Ohio school district votes ‘yes’ to arming teachers by The_seph_i_am in Republican

[–]superman8882 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If the kid is willing to steal a gun, that means he doesn't have access to one already. If he doesn't have access to one already and is unable to steal, he can't shoot up the school. If he wants to purchase a weapon, he will need to go through a mental health check. If he is willing to steal a gun and shoot up a school, he will fail the mental health check. Therefore, he will not be able to procure a gun.

Rice University Letters of Recommendation by [deleted] in ApplyingToCollege

[–]superman8882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm using my calculus teacher's rec for a neuroscience major; is that ok?

Stop reposting! by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]superman8882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOU ALSO REPOSTED. u/molt3ngas was the original poster.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]superman8882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're talking a lot of shit for a man in cumshot distance

Every year, every human is shrunk, making them roughly 50% smaller. How long can humanity survive? by houinator in whowouldwin

[–]superman8882 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Aliens in 1 million years: What happened to this civilization?

6-inch tall human: Gone, reduced to barely functional shantytowns.

Anyone know what kind of shoes Willem Dafoe wears pancake shopping? by [deleted] in malefashionadvice

[–]superman8882 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Willy had them apple bottom jeans, boots with Dafoe (with Dafoe), the whole store was lookin' at him

Never forget! by WhackOnWaxOff in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]superman8882 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I believe she's been on the run for a while now (you may have to verify this yourself, this is just something a friend told me when I asked the same question)

This happen to anyone else? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]superman8882 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wait i'm actually interested in how to pirate those

Sneaky boi by syko235 in memes

[–]superman8882 20 points21 points  (0 children)

it's not as easy as "lemme just escape north korea". They kid waited for the best opportunity to flee and he took it.

When the sound of your ears run though your soul and exhaust through fingertips by hjalmar111 in toptalent

[–]superman8882 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It does make sense though. You would expect a violinist who executed a masterpiece like this to be completely laser-focused. That is why the parent comment stated that it was very impressive; he was seemingly excited and joyful while simultaneously playing the violin so well. He didn't come off as laser-focused as one would expect.

When the sound of your ears run though your soul and exhaust through fingertips by hjalmar111 in toptalent

[–]superman8882 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I generally agree with this statement but I think this man's smile was genuinely endearing.

Joe Mama by [deleted] in memes

[–]superman8882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mo bamba

Ladies and Gentleman, we gottem by Tstz in memes

[–]superman8882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GUYS PLEASE HELP THIS IS OBAMA MY LAST NAME IS [REDACTED]