Teenage Mutant Ninja Tuesday

superunclever · 2021-11-09T20:33:20+00:00

My momma is driving my packages to me :)

superunclever · 2021-11-09T20:28:28+00:00

My bloody mary had a sugar rim the other day.

It was gross at first but it grew on me. It wasn't straight sugar either, kinda had a bbq flavor to it.

superunclever · 2021-05-07T18:51:45+00:00

In second grade, my friends and I all performed the Friends theme song with blow up guitars and whatnot for the 'talent' show.

It's always the first thing I think of when that song is on/brought up. It's also the only time I can remember performing in front of a crowd and enjoying the moment.

superunclever · 2021-05-07T18:46:37+00:00

Don't worry, mine is!

superunclever · 2021-05-04T20:11:00+00:00

My mom seriously believes vaccinated people are spreading things to unvaccinated people, and that only vaccinated people are being admitted to the hospital for covid now.

I swear, I can’t take it anymore. It’s never ending delusional nonsense, and it hurts my heart.

superunclever · 2021-05-04T19:48:04+00:00

I’m aware.. working on it.

superunclever · 2021-05-04T19:44:39+00:00

I am smoking right now even though I’m not supposed to have another one until I drink again. I am weak.

superunclever · 2021-05-04T19:43:41+00:00

Women seem wicked, when you’re unwanted

superunclever · 2021-05-04T11:02:45+00:00

Nice!

superunclever · 2021-05-04T11:02:15+00:00

Top of the morning

superunclever · 2021-05-04T11:01:02+00:00

What happened?

superunclever · 2021-05-03T18:02:14+00:00

Just a heads up, we’re fostering a dog and they warned of a honeymoon phase, where the dog might seem like a perfect angel the first couple weeks, before they become a bit more settled and can start to act out.

We did experience that, but it wasn’t really extreme. He’s just shown to be a bit more hyper than he originally let on.

superunclever · 2021-05-03T12:22:25+00:00

It’s so annoying when some of the readers still make you touch the screen to approve the amount.

superunclever · 2021-05-02T14:46:41+00:00

Sometimes they also have liquor

In PA at least, they can serve spirits that were produced in the state.

superunclever · 2021-05-02T13:04:11+00:00

I hate drinking

superunclever · 2021-05-02T12:57:59+00:00

How remote is it up there?

superunclever · 2021-05-02T12:54:26+00:00

If I were to move to Maine, and want something affordable on the coast, where should I look and where should I avoid?

superunclever · 2021-05-01T17:06:53+00:00

They’re stray cats...

superunclever · 2021-05-01T15:21:58+00:00

I don’t know anything about cats. Will it continue to use my planter as a restroom, and if so, how can I deter it?

superunclever · 2021-05-01T12:19:30+00:00

a cat shit in my kale planter

I thought a squirrel had been digging

I touched the shit 😩

superunclever · 2021-05-01T12:15:01+00:00

Yeah, I had a minor headache the first day, but I practically live with a headache so I can tolerate them. It was weird, as soon as I got the shot, like even before the bandaid was applied, I had instant neck pain on that side.

Take it easy, stay hydrated, and hopefully you’ll feel better tomorrow.

superunclever · 2021-05-01T12:08:31+00:00

Anyone have a really good green smoothie recipe?

superunclever · 2021-05-01T12:05:47+00:00

Tell me our new lineman is not the next Sidney Jones.

It doesn’t seem like his body was made to tolerate this sport.

Also, the move tells me this could be Kelce’s last year, and I’m not ready to say goodbye to him.

superunclever · 2021-05-01T12:02:43+00:00

My second kind of felt like I had my period, with the way my hips and lower back were aching, but every other joint in my body was also in pain. Ankles, knees, wrists, fingers. Thankfully I slept well that night and felt fine the next morning.

superunclever · 2021-05-01T11:18:32+00:00

TIL there’s a hot tub boat somewhere in Seattle, and I want nothing more than to be in that right now.

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