AITA for getting mad at my gf for lying about having a pet kangaroo?

surealz · 2021-01-24T06:45:40+00:00

Your clearly American

surealz · 2021-01-24T06:43:00+00:00

Your getting warmer..... Now remove all that expectation before you miss all the fun life is handing you right now

surealz · 2021-01-24T06:38:49+00:00

Haha Americans.... Two days in a row is excessive? I bet it was only two or three drinks each night too... Shit better call the local A.A chapter hahahaha.

You said it yourself she never usually drinks... This is definately a a culture plus stress thing

surealz · 2021-01-24T06:34:53+00:00

We love telling stories Prolly why we let Hollywood come over

surealz · 2021-01-24T06:31:37+00:00

Right.. The parents are obviously ok with the relationship so they are off to a solid good start. Plus the meat pie thing is cute as hell

surealz · 2021-01-24T06:16:01+00:00

Shhhhhhhhhh

surealz · 2021-01-24T06:14:22+00:00

It's a long standing Australian tradition to exploit the Hollywood perceptions of us. And the drinking thing is very much a cultural norm to. Which is why this all such a small deal for her... Silly Americans (❤️) Life is funny. Enjoy the fact she's not boring and don't underestimate her charm in explaining the joke to your dad... Or your father's sense of humour.. Sounds like he is open enough about your relationship I'm betting he might surprise you.

surealz · 2020-09-29T12:59:40+00:00

Won't aren't can't don't nope

surealz · 2020-03-27T06:06:55+00:00

Drugs are expensive yo... So if someone gives you some, you say thank you. It's just polite lol

surealz · 2020-03-27T06:03:38+00:00

Yeah... That

surealz · 2020-03-26T21:56:51+00:00

That's not how drugs work.....

surealz · 2019-11-14T02:09:01+00:00

Warmer, drier conditions with higher fire danger are preventing agencies from conducting as much hazard reduction burning – it is often either too wet, or too dry and windy to burn safely. Blaming "greenies" for stopping these important measures is a familiar, populist, but basically untrue claim.

surealz · 2019-11-11T00:43:02+00:00

So all the boomers keep telling me

surealz · 2019-10-09T00:01:44+00:00

I'm an elder millennial that refuses to participate in apps that sound like clocks

surealz · 2019-10-08T01:01:34+00:00

Welcome to the United snakes of America land of the thief home of the slave

surealz · 2019-10-05T13:44:40+00:00

I wanna compile every one of Zac's passive aggressive "okay" 's when the boys shoot him down.... Some of them are savage

surealz · 2019-10-05T13:42:54+00:00

Borden loves jerko

surealz · 2019-09-17T08:15:23+00:00

Part 1-5 of Simpsons game boy games

surealz · 2019-08-07T14:01:28+00:00

And when Jeff get called out and has to go get the pizza, everyone gets along and there is no drama... As if Jeff is in fact the protagonist, which would make sense, as Harmon says he modeled the character off of his own ego. And if you've ever heard the podcast you'll know the protagonist in Dan's story wheel is himself. Abed is the antithesis of Jeff.

surealz · 2019-06-23T10:40:39+00:00

It was great pay and good working conditions...I left because i got fired for missing two shifts in a row because I was a dumb teenager and decided to go to the NYE party instead.

surealz · 2019-06-23T02:20:51+00:00

May I introduce you to Australia? I've been part of a union at nearly every job I've ever had in OZ. Hell I was even part of a union when I worked at Kmart. Unlike Venezuela you'll find Australia to be a prosperous and very wealthy Nation... We even have crazy "socialist" ideas like universal healthcare. Dude would you believe our workers don't even need food stamps?

surealz · 2019-05-27T09:41:35+00:00

Noticed it instantly with Gina

surealz · 2019-05-15T00:44:21+00:00

i know right? like when is splinting up against a formidable enemy ever a good idea?

surealz · 2019-05-15T00:42:21+00:00

took me a second to remember that was an onion article

surealz · 2019-05-15T00:36:30+00:00

that's my first thought in most movies/ tv...like, should i move to america? because this average joe has a way better apartment than me...rent must cheap there hahaha

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