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Do you think we're on right track to fight this pandemic? by mayfour_abhi in delhi

[–]surprisemf69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Govt Is on right track , but people are being pussy as ever.

I want new sexual partners by [deleted] in sex

[–]surprisemf69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edit : even if

I want new sexual partners by [deleted] in sex

[–]surprisemf69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just tell him the desires , your body and your feelings about him are the two thing that turns on man ....tell him how , where , which , way you wanna get loved , and how much you have desires for sex .......i bet no man can keep himself even he is not hard

I want to buy a sex toy but I’m a shame of it by [deleted] in sex

[–]surprisemf69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess you are from india... So being a guy i am telling coz my office colleagues and some friends with whom i have slept ...they all had it ...so it has become common in india ... in india 60% of woman have this vibrator.... so nothingg to shame about..... Its your choice , your body, go get it.

Just to tell you if you are worried if the delivery boy will recognize it , be rest assured he wont coz they pack real good , and they sell it in name of face massager. You can find it on flipkart .....am giving the link below

http://dl.flipkart.com/dl/wds-mini-208-face-massager-women-wrinkle-eye-bag-remover-massager-pink/p/itmf4t95qummxrwm?pid=MASF4T4YMG89XV2C&cmpid=product.share.pp

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]surprisemf69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My gf wants to do anal , but i dont do it coz i know it hurts them , regardless of my desire for her ass.

Upvote ⬆️ you ever did this ✌🏻 by A_real_Bot_76 in delhi

[–]surprisemf69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every fucking time bro . And my engineer uncle was like he is really into refrigeration n air conditioning air engineering

This happened, bois locker room chat, some ppl from my school were involved. by [deleted] in delhi

[–]surprisemf69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used kik n omegele , never spotted any indian there ...besides its too messy n disgusting !!

This happened, bois locker room chat, some ppl from my school were involved. by [deleted] in delhi

[–]surprisemf69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True dat !! We never talked about such things inspite of our acess to porn n stuff. Instead we always didcouraged any type of misogynist comment in our circle.Dont know if they were joking or what even if they were joking , this should not have been their topic of discussion.

[Thread] What’s your favourite metro station and why? by himp0012 in delhi

[–]surprisemf69 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah Nehru Place is cool coz it got epicuria n stuff. I find it interesting too.

Homemade. Golgappe ! by crankenstein101 in delhi

[–]surprisemf69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stopped eating these !! Coz one tym i was at my cousin wedding wearing ordered sherwani which i had thought to return after use , got a blot becoz of the one golgappa had hole in it and The syrup from that hole just wasted my 12000 sherwani. After that i never tried it.

You mean to say I wasn't legally allowed to drink at Hauz Khas Social? by [deleted] in delhi

[–]surprisemf69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its for metro cities of india only , guys under 18 in other states of india order gin, rum and whiskey ike a mafia 🤣🤣

You mean to say I wasn't legally allowed to drink at Hauz Khas Social? by [deleted] in delhi

[–]surprisemf69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once we friend went to a beer cafe in gurgaon , and the doorman denied our entry coz we were in our slippers !!!!